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We could be villains

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We could be villains
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We could be villains
April 18, 2018 at 7:57 pm
If you could be a villain, what would your name be and what, if any would your powers be?

You can choose an existing villain from reality or mythology/fiction, but if you do, it shows you have no originality.

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Edwardo Piet Away
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RE: We could be villains
April 18, 2018 at 8:01 pm
I'd be a literal giant arsehole with the power to hypnotize everyone I liked because I liked them and everyone I disliked because I disliked them into buttlicking the shizz out of me.

Original enough? Tongue
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RE: We could be villains
April 18, 2018 at 8:09 pm
I would be nameless but others would likely define me as darkness or death. I would be a dark shadow-like figure that appears like a ninja and takes away the lives of those who are just wasting their life away anyway. Population control.  Tongue
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RE: We could be villains
April 18, 2018 at 8:13 pm (This post was last modified: April 18, 2018 at 8:14 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
Here's another one: Slightly Creepier Looking Than The Average Man Man. I have the power to creep you out slightly more than the average person would whenever you look at me with the pupils that reside in your eyeballs. Doesn't work on blind people.
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RE: We could be villains
April 18, 2018 at 8:14 pm
I think i'm already a villain to some. I make miserable people even more miserable just by being happy. So they see me as a villain or try hard to make me appear that way.
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RE: We could be villains
April 18, 2018 at 9:04 pm (This post was last modified: April 18, 2018 at 9:04 pm by ignoramus.)
I'll be Black panther White Cobra!

I won't need to wear my undies on the outside because I won't be wearing anything! Naughty
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RE: We could be villains
April 18, 2018 at 9:19 pm
Apathy Man

Pissing others off by not giving a shit about most things.

Oh, wait, that’s actually me. ...hmmm.
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RE: We could be villains
April 18, 2018 at 9:26 pm
Chaotica (not the Voyager Chaotica).

My super power would be to cause chaos to all those around me that I chose to affect.

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RE: We could be villains
April 18, 2018 at 9:46 pm
Loki 7281.
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RE: We could be villains
April 18, 2018 at 9:50 pm
The Interruptor. It should be apparent what my power is.

I was going to say Jesus but that seemed to obvious.
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