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My cat is the worst thing ever!

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My cat is the worst thing ever!
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RE: My cat is the worst thing ever!
April 23, 2018 at 10:26 am
(April 23, 2018 at 10:08 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Emergency Auxiliary Backup Cat #2 is very easy going.  Primary cat is only concerned with food.  Anything new he encounters is immediately evaluated for edibility.

He's already made it clear he would eat EABUC#2 if he could.

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RE: My cat is the worst thing ever!
April 23, 2018 at 10:51 am
I won't dox my cat here, so EABUC#2 is how I refer to the poor thing. Primary cat is the other cat. Got that one first, He's too smart for his own good, LOL!
EABUC#2 is lying inert and passive at my feet right now, guarding me.
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RE: My cat is the worst thing ever!
April 23, 2018 at 11:23 am (This post was last modified: April 23, 2018 at 11:23 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(April 23, 2018 at 10:51 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I won't dox my cat here, so EABUC#2 is how I refer to the poor thing.  Primary cat is the other cat.  Got that one first, He's too smart for his own good, LOL!
EABUC#2 is lying inert and passive at my feet right now, guarding me.

My bad anyway, I missed the reference to Primary cat. 

BTW, I used to work on the Emergency Ship's Diesel Generator, ESDG, when I wasn't  in the MP spaces or helping A Gang.
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RE: My cat is the worst thing ever!
April 23, 2018 at 11:30 am
Primary cat is a butt.
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RE: My cat is the worst thing ever!
April 24, 2018 at 12:51 am (This post was last modified: April 24, 2018 at 12:52 am by ignoramus.)
I have no idea why the brown turd is the way he is ...He might just be psycho?

There's a beautiful friendly cat a few doors down who comes to visit.
We call him Forest. He's dopey as anything. Nothing at all bothers him...

He'll happily walk into a strangers house and make himself comfortable.
Last time he was in our backyard, Hachi (turd) was all hunched up and singing the opera as loud as he could right in his face.
Dopey was just ignoring him and smooching the brickwork of our house at the same time. Hilarious.

Hachi definitely does have a chip on his shoulder because he's the runt of the litter. Always something to prove.
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