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PARODY THREAD #2 How can you explain the miracle? series
April 22, 2018 at 1:43 am
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What is says on the box.
How can you explain the miracle of the {insert ridiculous claim here}...
I'll start.
How can you explain the miracle of double slit experiment!
You shoot something off but you never know how it's going to end up
It's like a shart! It starts off innocently enough but then something strange and unexpected happens!
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RE: PARODY THREAD #2 How can you explain the miracle? series
April 22, 2018 at 3:18 am
(April 22, 2018 at 1:43 am)ignoramus Wrote: What is says on the box.
How can you explain the miracle of the {insert ridiculous claim here}...
I'll start.
How can you explain the miracle of double slit experiment!
You shoot something off but you never know how it's going to end up
It's like a shart! It starts off innocently enough but then something strange and unexpected happens!
The double slit experiment. That's a good name for a porn film.
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RE: PARODY THREAD #2 How can you explain the miracle? series
April 22, 2018 at 3:24 am
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hehe .... Yeah NASA and the porn industry collaborate to blow your O ring seal right off!
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RE: PARODY THREAD #2 How can you explain the miracle? series
April 22, 2018 at 3:23 pm
Hot do explain the miracle of peen goes in the vagine?
God must want women to be plowed by doods.
God is a sexist pig but that's another topic.
You can't explain this.
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RE: PARODY THREAD #2 How can you explain the miracle? series
April 22, 2018 at 3:38 pm
Transuranic elements ??
How can there be such things ??
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RE: PARODY THREAD #2 How can you explain the miracle? series
April 22, 2018 at 5:32 pm
Tide comes in, tide goes out.
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