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The Official "Why you didn't get another date"
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The Official "Why you didn't get another date"
Ok, this is the place where you tell us something you said or did on a date to the point you realized, "I really fucked that up."

I'll start.

I once put out a cigarette on my tongue to impress a lady. <-----NO just NO!

This is open to the ladies too. Anyone who had a embarrassing moment that you knew you blew it.
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#2
RE: The Official "Why you didn't get another date"
I admitted I'd dated her sister.
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RE: The Official "Why you didn't get another date"
I encountered a woman I had double dated with briefly in High School (before I knew any better) a couple years ago where she was working as a check out. Bad teeth were immediately apparent, btw.

Anyhow, this was more than a 40 year gap and I was really jolted she recognized me and wanted to give me her phone number. What little consideration I had given her in those decades was mostly a little envy as her boyfriend back then was REALLY hot (yeah, big impetus for double dating was I got to hang around the delectable Doug) and I figured they married, moved away, and had a life of considerable success. In high school she was 'the rich girl' in her class, her mom doing very well in business.

So, 40 years on and she's a check out with bad teeth was QUITE a jolt to me. At first all I could do was look at her with horrified amazement and then I said:

"THIS is what became of YOU ?!?!?!"


Pretty rough, I admit.

But I still got her phone number . . . .
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RE: The Official "Why you didn't get another date"
I'm dabbling in online dating at the moment. If I'm not interesting in going on a second date, I'll make sure to bring up politics or religion. Those are often boner killers. Although, sometimes that tack doesn't work if they like talking about those topics.

-Teresa
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RE: The Official "Why you didn't get another date"
Another?

I have NEVER been on a date.

And yes, I am 30 this year.
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#6
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V, out of curiosity. Why did you get her number? Just for some company? Dunno
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