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My apologies.
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#11
RE: My apologies.
April 26, 2018 at 7:49 am
Sorry, I hadn't realized the pancakes were offended. I'll address them separately.
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RE: My apologies.
April 26, 2018 at 8:05 am
I need to piss and I've been holding it in and it's getting uncomfortable so I have to piss now. Brb.

N.B. I blame your voices for my bladder's discomfort.
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RE: My apologies.
April 26, 2018 at 8:08 am
(April 26, 2018 at 8:05 am)Hammy Wrote: I need to piss and I've been holding it in and it's getting uncomfortable so I have to piss now. Brb.

N.B. I blame your voices for my bladder's discomfort.

Could be because they hum in three fart harmony?
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RE: My apologies.
April 26, 2018 at 8:17 am
(April 26, 2018 at 8:08 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 26, 2018 at 8:05 am)Hammy Wrote: I need to piss and I've been holding it in and it's getting uncomfortable so I have to piss now. Brb.

N.B. I blame your voices for my bladder's discomfort.

Could be because they hum in three fart harmony?

No. That's just being silly. It's evidently because they cum in seven jizz-bucket unison.
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RE: My apologies.
April 26, 2018 at 8:26 am
That one was below the belt.
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RE: My apologies.
April 26, 2018 at 8:29 am (This post was last modified: April 26, 2018 at 8:30 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(April 26, 2018 at 8:26 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: That one was below the belt.

Spurt, spurt, frap frap, flam flam. Flim-flam. Kling Klang.





That's right folks. Voices in one's head caused by apologies, fart harmonies and jizz unisons inevitably lead to early music by Kraftwerk.
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#17
RE: My apologies.
April 26, 2018 at 8:54 am
I will only accept your apology in US currency.

Several hundreds should cover it.
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#18
RE: My apologies.
April 26, 2018 at 9:20 am
(April 26, 2018 at 5:56 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Sorry about that.

It's a consequence of getting old. Next time try to wait till I leave the room.
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RE: My apologies.
April 26, 2018 at 1:11 pm (This post was last modified: April 26, 2018 at 1:16 pm by The Industrial Atheist.)
The voices in my head have no comment.

Thanks Rexulti!

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RE: My apologies.
April 26, 2018 at 1:27 pm
(April 26, 2018 at 6:10 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 26, 2018 at 6:06 am)Hammy Wrote: Why are you sorry? You just allowed me to increase my post count.

The voices said to apologize and I've found them to be pretty reliable. So I did.

Voices know best.
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