Describe your body type and the ideal body you would like.

[c172]

The way this thread is going, I'm not sure if this is for realsies, but I'll assume so.

I've always respected an athletic body, whether an actual athlete or not. So, I might, in my ideal world, look like one or a combination of Kasey Keller, Randy Johnson, and Marius Urzica (shown below in that order).

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But I forgot to say, currently 5ft10 and 250. LOTS of belly, and VERY skinny legs.

[The Valkyrie]

My current body type is still slightly underweight and pale. But well toned (but not as toned as a few years ago).

Ideal body would be as it was 10 years ago.

[Catholic_Lady]

I have a runner's body. I'm above average height (5'6), long legs, and slim.

I would probably keep my same weight, but re proportion it a bit: Make my waist a few inches smaller with 0 belly fat, and add it to my boobs/butt instead. I think Megan Fox has the best body because she is slim but still very femininely curvy in all the right places.

I would keep my height.

[Little lunch]

I have fairly big arm, chest and back muscles.
Massive body builder legs and a beer gut, although I don't drink alcohol anymore.
I want to lose the belly fat and have more endurance.
I am working on this at the moment and had to punch a new hole in my belt yesterday for the second time in two months.
I have a 30 year school reunion in 5 months time and I wouldn't mind getting laid.
It's been ages.

[AFTT47]

Dolph Lundgren (if that's the correct spelling of his name). I feel like I could gain much happiness in that body.

[purplepurpose]

My ideal body type would have a lot of meat on it. I think about growing it, even if it takes 5-10~ years.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I think my body type is best described as 'rangy'.  I'm 6'4" and currently weigh around 216. Fit and healthy, no belly to speak of, etc.

If I had my way, I'd be shorter and broader, more of a Tom Hardy type.

Boru

[I_am_not_mafia]

I personally have the body of a playboy model.


And a Jewish accountant.

And a pair of Jehovah's Witnesses.

And a Chinese grocer.

Three Mormons.

A school teacher.

Four philosophy students.

What puts me off is that it would be too difficult collecting the whole set.

[Edwardo Piet]

 I do enjoy me a little necro here and there, after all.

Here's a video in support of necrophilia:





Enjoy the video

As for what body I would ideally like... kind of the same as mine except with a more athletic physique so I could go running for hours without getting tired (not fussed about more stamina for sex as when I get tired the lady can go on top ). And maybe I'd like a slightly thicker penis. I think my length is ideal though! Big but not huge! I love my foreskin length as it fits me perfectly and isn't dangly or anything.

I like how I don't have a hairy chest, personally, but I would rather not have little hairs around my nipples either. And I can't be arsed to shave them.

I'd also rather not have arse hairs as they're annoying.

I like my testicle hair and I think shaven testicles look weird.

I like the rest of my body including the entirety of my face including all my facial features. Except I'd like to lose a little weight but I don't really care as long as I don't get significantly fatter.

Would rather have the body of an athlete than the body of a bodybuilder.

That's all really. I like how I look. I'm just being perfectionistic here.

[The Industrial Atheist]

I have a pretty average build, a little chubby. Maybe 5-10 lbs more lean mass than average.
Only my legs are significantly bigger than average, at 23.5'' But they're kind of shapeless and hammy (but not avocado Hammy.)
I do DB squats with about 110 lbs dumbells in my hands. When I had access to equipment I could leg press over 800 lbs.

If we're looking at somatypes I'd say probably endomorph or endo-mesomorph. I have pretty big wrists, hands, and feet (size 13)for a guy that's only 5'10.5''.

I'm trying to lose more weight so I can get down to 175 lbs and wear size 32-33 pants. This might still be chubby to some of you Europeans, but for an American it would be good.

My ideal body would be athletic, but not quite enough to have abs. Probably 15-16'' arms.
This isn't going to happen for me.