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DNA Proves Existence of a Designer
RE: DNA Proves Existence of a Designer
(May 23, 2018 at 8:12 pm)Khemikal Wrote: What do I need to be saved for, then?  You just told me it was the children of god who were guilty under the laws of god.  I;m not one of those.

I dont even do butt stuff.

What kind of kangaroo court is this?

We're all fucked, apparently, because some naked rib chick was talked into eating an apple by a talking snake that "god" the allknowing didn't spot in his own garden.

Yeah, it doesn't have to make sense.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: DNA Proves Existence of a Designer
Free gifts with "ifs" attached aren't free.

I;ve got a free rubber duck for you, if you send me $500.  See.

Why would I want to be more like christ anyway? Guy was an asshole, to hear the story told.

(May 23, 2018 at 8:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We're all fucked, apparently, because some naked rib chick was talked into eating an apple by a talking snake that "god" the allknowing didn't spot in his own garden.

Yeah, it doesn't have to make sense.

Yet another dragon, like the whale from before. Every garden has a snake..but gods "paradise" was one of the few that harbored a dragon. Personally, I wouldn;t pay my dues if there was a gator on the fairway. Dealbreaker, you know?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: DNA Proves Existence of a Designer
(May 23, 2018 at 8:16 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Free gifts with "ifs" attached aren't free.

I;ve got a free rubber duck for you, if you send me $500.  See.

Why would I want to be more like christ anyway? Guy was an asshole, to hear the story told.

Just remember, Jesus hates figs!!
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: DNA Proves Existence of a Designer
(May 23, 2018 at 8:16 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Free gifts with "ifs" attached aren't free.

I;ve got a free rubber duck for you, if you send me $500.  See.

Why would I want to be more like christ anyway?  Guy was an asshole, to hear the story told.

(May 23, 2018 at 8:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We're all fucked, apparently, because some naked rib chick was talked into eating an apple by a talking snake that "god" the allknowing didn't spot in his own garden.

Yeah, it doesn't have to make sense.

Yet another dragon, like the whale from before.  Every garden has a snake..but gods "paradise" was one of the few that harbored a dragon.

There were no ifs attached.  You are saved by grace through faith.  Period.  You are faithless at this point in time and if that continues through death you will be lost.
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RE: DNA Proves Existence of a Designer
That's a misprint.....jesus hates fags.  Just ask the WLB!


Meanwhile, found this.

[Image: c901e7d90cf53ed0839510f19d7d6141.jpg]


Fuck all theists.
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RE: DNA Proves Existence of a Designer
(May 23, 2018 at 8:20 pm)CDF47 Wrote: There were no ifs attached.  You are saved by grace through faith.  Period.  You are faithless at this point in time and if that continues through death you will be lost.

I;m okay with that.  Besides, the alternative is an eternity with you..right?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: DNA Proves Existence of a Designer
(May 23, 2018 at 8:20 pm)CDF47 Wrote: There were no ifs attached.  You are saved by grace through faith.  Period.  You are faithless at this point in time and if that continues through death you will be lost.

Anything theistically related is an if because the very definition of faith is "belief without proof". After all, if there was any real evidence, there would be no need for faith.
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RE: DNA Proves Existence of a Designer
(May 23, 2018 at 8:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 23, 2018 at 8:16 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Free gifts with "ifs" attached aren't free.

I;ve got a free rubber duck for you, if you send me $500.  See.

Why would I want to be more like christ anyway?  Guy was an asshole, to hear the story told.

Just remember, Jesus hates figs!!

No he hates fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars.
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RE: DNA Proves Existence of a Designer
(May 23, 2018 at 8:22 pm)CDF47 Wrote:
(May 23, 2018 at 8:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just remember, Jesus hates figs!!

No he hates fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars.

butt stuff
(seriously, though, sorcerors.................?)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: DNA Proves Existence of a Designer
(May 23, 2018 at 8:22 pm)CDF47 Wrote: No he hates fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars.

From what I understand, Jesus never hated. Man certainly does, however, and man certainly loves playing the telephone game in relation to religious matters concerning Jesus and God.
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