News of the Bizarre, not for the Squeamish

[vorlon13]

A woman in Aurora, Colorado was cited by police officers Thursday after allegedly damaging a microwave at a 7-Eleven by placing a urine sample in the microwave, causing the urine to "explode."


(presumably for a more realistic temperature for an upcoming drug screening)


read the rest here:

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Woma...890792.php

[Rev. Rye]

Could she not have invested in a cigarette lighter or a microwavable mug (granted, the latter will likely get pretty messy after used for that purpose)? At least they wouldn't have broken any laws.

[Anomalocaris]

A woman in Aurora, Colorado was cited by police officers Thursday after allegedly damaging a microwave at a 7-Eleven by placing a urine sample in the microwave, causing the urine to "explode."


(presumably for a more realistic temperature for an upcoming drug screening)


read the rest here:

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Woma...890792.php

She might have gotten away with her habit if should took it in slightly more moderation so that she had enough leftover for a microwave ($45) or her own.

[vorlon13]

As a Twelve Stepper I kinda understand her a bit more than I'd like, but sheesh, not sure I'd have applied for a job requiring a drug test in the first place.

Not that I'm offering advice on managing ones drug regimen . . . .

[Angrboda]

That's fucking funny.