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Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
#31
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
Whatever you do, Jack, do NOT let them tell you that you have to clean out the staff Fridge.



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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#32
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
(May 7, 2018 at 10:25 pm)J a c k Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 10:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Are you leaking?

We've told Jack she gets to clean the staff jacuzzi.

Why are there tiny curly hairs floating in the jacuzzi? I need to know these things. This wasn’t in the job description.

That will be Vorlon.

Him and that inflatable unicorn...
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#33
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
(May 7, 2018 at 10:30 pm)Joods Wrote: Whatever you do, Jack, do NOT let them tell you that you have to clean out the staff Fridge.




That's no longer a fridge.

It's our bio lab.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#34
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
Ewwwww.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#35
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
(May 7, 2018 at 10:56 pm)Joods Wrote: Ewwwww.

Yeah.

One of our previous staff opened it and was eaten.
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#36
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
So that's what you do with staff you need to make disappear.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#37
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
(May 7, 2018 at 10:30 pm)Joods Wrote: Whatever you do, Jack, do NOT let them tell you that you have to clean out the staff Fridge.





Involving pubic hairs?  Yeah, I heard.
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#38
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
(May 7, 2018 at 11:11 pm)Joods Wrote: So that's what you do with staff you need to make disappear.

No.

That was a complete and utter fortuitous accident.

In no way did I say "look in the fridge, you'll get a surprise!"

And there's no security camera footage left to say different.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#39
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
(May 7, 2018 at 11:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 11:11 pm)Joods Wrote: So that's what you do with staff you need to make disappear.

No.

That was a complete and utter fortuitous accident.

In no way did I say "look in the fridge, you'll get a surprise!"

And there's no security camera footage left to say different.

I know things. Things that you think I don't know, I know. 


Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#40
RE: Give a warm welcome to your newest moderator, J a c k!!!!
Not to be telling tales, but the break room is essentially an abattoir these days from Losty disemboweling and decapitating spammers in there.

And in fairness, I'll admit to violating the occasional corpse segment . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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