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Happy Ramadan Fasting
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Happy Ramadan Fasting
It has been made permissible for you the night preceding fasting to go to your wives [for sexual relations]. They are clothing for you and you are clothing for them. Allah knows that you used to deceive yourselves, so He accepted your repentance and forgave you. So now, have relations with them and seek that which Allah has decreed for you. And eat and drink until the white thread of dawn becomes distinct to you from the black thread [of night]. Then complete the fast until the sunset. And do not have relations with them as long as you are staying for worship in the mosques. These are the limits [set by] Allah, so do not approach them. Thus does Allah make clear His ordinances to the people that they may become righteous. (Quran 2 187)

So Allah didn't know about Alaska or Southern Chile where sun doesn't rise or set for months? Either the Muslims there can't start Ramadan fast or end up dying of starvation.
Wherein both will be those (maidens) restraining their glances upon their husbands, whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them (Quran  55:56, Mushin)
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RE: Happy Ramadan Fasting
It's an ethnocentric Middle Eastern desert Arab religious fairy tale. It doesn't travel very well.
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Wherein both will be those (maidens) restraining their glances upon their husbands, whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them (Quran  55:56, Mushin)
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[Image: islam-ramadan-pork.jpg]
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Are blind muslims exempt?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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Is it wrong that I read "Happy Ramadan Fisting"?
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RE: Happy Ramadan Fasting
(May 23, 2018 at 8:11 am)Kit Wrote: Is it wrong that I read "Happy Ramadan Fisting"?

Not if you imagine that fist holding a ham samich.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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(May 23, 2018 at 8:11 am)Kit Wrote: Is it wrong that I read "Happy Ramadan Fisting"?

There you go...Fasting, Feasting and Fisting...and its all Halal

[video=youtube]http:/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnWPwyagKu0/[/video]
Wherein both will be those (maidens) restraining their glances upon their husbands, whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them (Quran  55:56, Mushin)
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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