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June 5, 2018 at 10:35 pm
(June 5, 2018 at 10:05 pm)Joods Wrote: (June 5, 2018 at 8:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Depends if the wood chipper breaks down.
It better not. I just had the thing cleaned and oiled from the last time we "thinned the herd".
You're up next to clean it.
What's the point of having kids if you're not going to make them into slaves?
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June 5, 2018 at 10:39 pm
(June 5, 2018 at 10:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 5, 2018 at 10:05 pm)Joods Wrote: It better not. I just had the thing cleaned and oiled from the last time we "thinned the herd".
You're up next to clean it.
What's the point of having kids if you're not going to make them into slaves?
Stew pot.
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June 5, 2018 at 10:43 pm
(June 5, 2018 at 10:39 pm)Whateverist Wrote: (June 5, 2018 at 10:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: What's the point of having kids if you're not going to make them into slaves?
Stew pot.
Only once they've outlived their usefullness.
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June 5, 2018 at 10:43 pm
(June 5, 2018 at 10:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 5, 2018 at 10:05 pm)Joods Wrote: It better not. I just had the thing cleaned and oiled from the last time we "thinned the herd".
You're up next to clean it.
What's the point of having kids if you're not going to make them into slaves?
Heh, I refer to my two adult sons who still live at home as my slaves. They do all gardening activities that my wife isn't capable of (and that I refuse to do!), and the middle son is doing the grunt labor on the new block wall being constructed at the front of the property. I've had to rely on the middle son for some of the heavy lifting since I had carpal tunnel release surgery on both hands. They now seem to be made of candy, and I can do way less than I used to be able to do. Time to talk to my doctor about that; maybe there is some therapy for it.
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June 5, 2018 at 10:45 pm
(June 5, 2018 at 10:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 5, 2018 at 10:05 pm)Joods Wrote: It better not. I just had the thing cleaned and oiled from the last time we "thinned the herd".
You're up next to clean it.
What's the point of having kids if you're not going to make them into slaves?
Wait a minute... I thought we were talking about releasing the hostages. What's kids got to do with it?
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June 5, 2018 at 10:46 pm
(June 5, 2018 at 10:43 pm)Fireball Wrote: (June 5, 2018 at 10:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: What's the point of having kids if you're not going to make them into slaves?
Heh, I refer to my two adult sons who still live at home as my slaves. They do all gardening activities that my wife isn't capable of (and that I refuse to do!), and the middle son is doing the grunt labor on the new block wall being constructed at the front of the property. I've had to rely on the middle son for some of the heavy lifting since I had carpal tunnel release surgery on both hands. They now seem to be made of candy, and I can do way less than I used to be able to do. Time to talk to my doctor about that; maybe there is some therapy for it.
Now THAT'S what you do with kids!
Your quack will likely refer you to a specialist or a physio.
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June 5, 2018 at 10:47 pm
(June 5, 2018 at 10:45 pm)Joods Wrote: (June 5, 2018 at 10:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: What's the point of having kids if you're not going to make them into slaves?
Wait a minute... I thought we were talking about releasing the hostages. What's kids got to do with it?
Get the little buggers to clean the wood chipper.
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June 5, 2018 at 10:49 pm
I don't want them breaking it.
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June 5, 2018 at 10:50 pm
(June 5, 2018 at 10:49 pm)Joods Wrote: I don't want them breaking it.
Or it breaking them?
I'll make sure it's turned off...
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June 5, 2018 at 10:51 pm
(June 5, 2018 at 10:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 5, 2018 at 10:49 pm)Joods Wrote: I don't want them breaking it.
Or it breaking them?
I'll make sure it's turned off...
And I'll make sure it's actually unplugged.
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