Alien Crucifixion Scenario

[chimp3]

So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

[unsapien]

So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

I'd like to think I'd be brave, but truth is that if an alien landed in front of me and then proceeded to torture & kill another alien before my eyes...I'd probably just shit my pants and run!

[I_am_not_mafia]

So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

I'd apologise profusely to him in a grovelling manner before explaining that the battery had died on my camera and can he do it again please?

[Little Rik]

So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

I only wish the magic day will come soon.  

I mean the magic day in which everybody will understand that God has nothing to do with religious dogmas that have done so much damage to humanity and still do cause damage these days so when that day will come all chimps of this world will not have any more excuses to put God and religious dogmas in the same pot so to speak.  

[chimp3]

So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

I only wish the magic day will come soon.  

I mean the magic day in which everybody will understand that God has nothing to do with religious dogmas that have done so much damage to humanity and still do cause damage these days so when that day will come all chimps of this world will not have any more excuses to put God and religious dogmas in the same pot so to speak.  

You are full of yogi dogma and know nothing about god. Please don't litter my satirical thread with your emoji laced bullshit!

[ignoramus]

Would I accept his gift? I don't know? What's in it for me? Nobody does anything for nothing. Not even God or Jesus.
Those are the 2 neediest fucks I know!

[Little Rik]

I only wish the magic day will come soon.  

I mean the magic day in which everybody will understand that God has nothing to do with religious dogmas that have done so much damage to humanity and still do cause damage these days so when that day will come all chimps of this world will not have any more excuses to put God and religious dogmas in the same pot so to speak.  

You are full of yogi dogma and know nothing about god. Please don't litter my satirical thread with your emoji laced bullshit!

That is interesting to hear you talking about littering Chimp.

You are the master of littering by pretending that God philosophy is what religions pretend to be.
Shame on you chimp.

[I_am_not_mafia]

Maybe this is an opportunity for us to suggest that the alien god transubstantiate different food substances than wine and wafers.

I'm thinking specifically well matured Scottish whisky, champagne, cannabis and nicely smoked salmon steaks with steamed potatoes and asparagus.

I'm sure we can all come up with some relevant symbolism if we put our minds to it.

[brewer]

So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

The earth's religious would never accept it. god don't need no stinking ship. Unless the alien starts whacking everyone who does not accept the gift. 

Revelations duuuuude. Woot Woot! I accept!

[Jehanne]

So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

Yours is a completely natural explanation, that the so-called resurrection appearances were part of an ET prank, a cosmic joke.  Of course, there are other even more prosaic, naturalistic explanations.