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Alien Crucifixion Scenario
#31
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(May 31, 2018 at 8:01 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(May 31, 2018 at 1:52 am)Godscreated Wrote: First I would ask him what sin is in his world view. Then I'd ask him what makes him believe he has the grace to save. Then I'd ask him what good has it done for you to kill your own son and what could I even gain from that sort of action. You see chimp3 you haven't even began to cover the truth that the scriptures give, you have only managed a poor explanation to justify why you are not a Christian. It want hold water when you are before God the Father at judgement. 

GC

Woooo! Scary!

 You should be, He is the God who created all things good.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#32
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(May 31, 2018 at 11:37 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(May 31, 2018 at 8:01 am)chimp3 Wrote: Woooo! Scary!

 You should be, He is the God who created all things good.

So he didn't create modern humans then? Humans are born with sin aren't they.
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#33
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
Quote: You should be, He is the God who created all things good.
Your realize he was being sarcastic  Dodgy
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#34
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(May 31, 2018 at 1:00 pm)Tizheruk Wrote:
Quote: You should be, He is the God who created all things good.
Your realize he was being sarcastic  Dodgy

If he had the ability to perceive that the superficial meaning of words he heard or read may not have been intended to reflect the writer’s true view of reality,  but to serve instead a different purpose at his expense, then he might have saved himself from Christianity rather than have dedicate his otherwise salvageable existence to making a fool of himself in the infantile hopes of being “saved”, presumably from intellectual post adulescence.
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#35
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(May 31, 2018 at 1:52 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(May 30, 2018 at 7:47 am)chimp3 Wrote: So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

First I would ask him what sin is in his world view. Then I'd ask him what makes him believe he has the grace to save. Then I'd ask him what good has it done for you to kill your own son and what could I even gain from that sort of action. You see chimp3 you haven't even began to cover the truth that the scriptures give, you have only managed a poor explanation to justify why you are not a Christian. It want (sic) hold water when you are before God the Father at judgement. 

GC

BM. If you push that button enough times, it will break and fail to serve as a threat to the worthies here, anymore.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#36
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(May 31, 2018 at 5:41 am)Tizheruk Wrote: Nietzsche once said hell is schadenfreude for christians
To be to my earlier comment . I have a schadenfreude too though . I imagine that if heaven were real .All the homophobes and transphobes will be at the gate expecting to meet Jesus .Only to have it's raining men hallelujah pour from the clouds and Drag Queen Jesus  comes out and then all their heads explode .
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#37
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(May 30, 2018 at 7:47 am)chimp3 Wrote: So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

I'd wait until we won the war with the aliens and THEN call him a sick twisted motherfucker.

I don't wanna anger the aliens if they may murder the fuck out of me as well.

I'm a moral person but I'm by no means as moral as I am cowardly. I'm as cowardly as I am honest.

"You can't frighten me! I'm a coward! I'm ALWAYS scared!" - Arnold Judas Rimmer

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#38
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(May 31, 2018 at 1:52 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(May 30, 2018 at 7:47 am)chimp3 Wrote: So, space ship lands on earth. Boss alien steps out of ship and says we are all sinners. Says he has a saving grace for us all. Proceeds to have his son brutally tortured and murdered in a theatrical manner. Would you accept his "gift" and be grateful or would you accuse the alien boss of being a sick, twisted mother fucker?

First I would ask him what sin is in his world view. Then I'd ask him what makes him believe he has the grace to save. Then I'd ask him what good has it done for you to kill your own son and what could I even gain from that sort of action. You see chimp3 you haven't even began to cover the truth that the scriptures give, you have only managed a poor explanation to justify why you are not a Christian. It want hold water when you are before God the Father at judgement. 

GC

When you asked Jesus these things (as I'm assuming you must have done) what answers did he give you?

...Or are you just taking the word of what other sinful and imperfect humans wrote about him in a book?
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#39
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
(May 31, 2018 at 11:37 am)Godscreated Wrote:
(May 31, 2018 at 8:01 am)chimp3 Wrote: Woooo! Scary!

 You should be, He is the God who created all things good.

GC
Like Hell and eye worms?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#40
RE: Alien Crucifixion Scenario
^ and Brussels sprouts!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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