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Something young kids today will never understand
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You get to name it.
My contribution: They'll never get to experience the wonderful sound of modems dialing up and waiting half an hour for a picture to load on the computer. These kids just don't know how great they have it today. 
Life without smartphones.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
How Trump got elected.
TBH I don't really understand it either.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
The joy of physically slamming the phone down and actually hanging up on someone.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
The term "clockwise"
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Getting the fuck off Min's lawn!!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (May 30, 2018 at 11:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Getting the fuck off Min's lawn!! OOOOOHHHH, I get it now. Fireball's lawn is fair game!  Though to be honest, I have no lawn. I put out black plastic on top and killed it all, and we are in the process of planting drought resistant plants. The only way I could make a 20% reduction in household water usage was to quit watering the lawn. I calculated that it actually consumed 20% of our water.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Lawns are overrated anyway.
 RE: Something young kids today will never understand
May 30, 2018 at 11:43 pm
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2018 at 11:43 pm by SteelCurtain.)
They are.
But why do I care about mine so damn much? Kids today will never experience getting their jollies from pancake boobies in the National Geographic.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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