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Something young kids today will never understand

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Something young kids today will never understand
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Something young kids today will never understand
May 30, 2018 at 10:37 pm
You get to name it.

My contribution:

They'll never get to experience the wonderful sound of modems dialing up and waiting half an hour for a picture to load on the computer.  These kids just don't know how great they have it today.
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
May 30, 2018 at 10:40 pm
Life without smartphones.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
May 30, 2018 at 11:12 pm
How Trump got elected.

TBH I don't really understand it either.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
May 30, 2018 at 11:20 pm
The joy of physically slamming the phone down and actually hanging up on someone.
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
May 30, 2018 at 11:22 pm
The term "clockwise"
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
May 30, 2018 at 11:25 pm
Getting the fuck off Min's lawn!!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
May 30, 2018 at 11:37 pm
(May 30, 2018 at 11:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Getting the fuck off Min's lawn!!

OOOOOHHHH, I get it now. Fireball's lawn is fair game! Cranky

Though to be honest, I have no lawn. I put out black plastic on top and killed it all, and we are in the process of planting drought resistant plants. The only way I could make a 20% reduction in household water usage was to quit watering the lawn. I calculated that it actually consumed 20% of our water.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
May 30, 2018 at 11:39 pm
Lawns are overrated anyway.
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
May 30, 2018 at 11:43 pm (This post was last modified: May 30, 2018 at 11:43 pm by SteelCurtain.)
They are.

But why do I care about mine so damn much?
Kids today will never experience getting their jollies from pancake boobies in the National Geographic.
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RE: Something young kids today will never understand
May 31, 2018 at 12:35 am
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