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The best thing about being dead is ...
#11
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
(June 15, 2018 at 7:01 am)ignoramus Wrote: Not getting out of bed at 6 o'clock in the morning in winter to go to work in a freezing cold factory...

Don't you silly Australians realize it's summer? Wink
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#12
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
(June 15, 2018 at 6:58 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(June 15, 2018 at 6:51 am)Kit Wrote: Just use the same password for everything.  If it's unique enough, it's all one really needs.

Until the system involved decides you have to change your password...

I include one number in each password that can be increased every time the system says I have to change the password.

At one place I got up to 24 before the system forgot my oldest password and let me restart from 0 again.

Oh, in this one place where they system is on to that trick and doesn’t allow me to just increment a number at the end of the password, i just put the number in middle and it worked.

Another trick is to add an extraneous character in your password, and move that character one position down the password string every time a password change is demanded.
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#13
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
Free beer and all-you-can-eat pasta bar!
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#14
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
Quote:The key here, I think, is not to think of death as an end. But to think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

Woody Allen - Love and Death
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#15
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
The number one way to avoid a hangover.
If water rots the soles of your boots, what does it do to your intestines?
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#16
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
Almost all of these have been noted. Some have just been [Image: jawdown.gif]
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#17
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
(June 15, 2018 at 6:44 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ... one doesn't have to remember all those fucking passwords. 

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Yup.

I was setting up a new iphone yesterday, provided by work. Multiple fucking passcodes and passwords to set up a fucking phone.

Give me my samsung any day.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#18
RE: The best thing about being dead is ...
(June 15, 2018 at 3:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 15, 2018 at 6:44 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ... one doesn't have to remember all those fucking passwords. 

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Yup.

I was setting up a new iphone yesterday, provided by work.  Multiple fucking passcodes and passwords to set up a fucking phone.

Give me my samsung any day.
I'm required by law to not write down one password. So I have a note: Do Not Brillig the Slithy.
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