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Before I was born...

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Before I was born...
Jehanne Away
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Before I was born...
June 25, 2018 at 9:12 pm
...I was a unicorn.

Please disprove my claim, if you can.
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RE: Before I was born...
June 25, 2018 at 9:13 pm
Psssshhh, category error! 😜
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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RE: Before I was born...
June 25, 2018 at 9:16 pm
(June 25, 2018 at 9:12 pm)Jehanne Wrote: ...I was a unicorn.

Please disprove my claim, if you can.

Dodgy
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RE: Before I was born...
June 25, 2018 at 9:24 pm
(June 25, 2018 at 9:13 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: Psssshhh, category error! 😜

Well, maybe in my essence, I am still a unicorn.
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RE: Before I was born...
June 25, 2018 at 9:26 pm
Say what?

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RE: Before I was born...
June 25, 2018 at 9:33 pm
I only know that would hurt, a lot!
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RE: Before I was born...
June 25, 2018 at 9:38 pm
I can't. Here is you preconception photo:

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RE: Before I was born...
June 25, 2018 at 11:02 pm
More information required.

Timeframe and location, to the continent level will suffice.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Before I was born...
June 26, 2018 at 12:22 am (This post was last modified: June 26, 2018 at 12:22 am by ignoramus.)
I used to be a charming frog prince ....until that witch cursed me and turned me into an ape!
been like this ever since ...I'm actually getting used to my hairy chest ...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Before I was born...
June 26, 2018 at 12:29 am (This post was last modified: June 26, 2018 at 1:25 am by purplepurpose.)
(June 25, 2018 at 9:12 pm)Jehanne Wrote: ...I was a unicorn.

Please disprove my claim, if you can.

There are no epic and really old books to support your claim.
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