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When The Ever-Loving Fuck Did THIS Become Acceptable??
#21
RE: When The Ever-Loving Fuck Did THIS Become Acceptable??
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#22
RE: When The Ever-Loving Fuck Did THIS Become Acceptable??
(July 11, 2018 at 1:50 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(July 11, 2018 at 1:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I know, right?

The last thing people on the beach need to see is someone with floss stuck up their freckle!

And who thinks flossing would work for such a job.

Nothing short of an intense and sustained swabbing will do.   Angel


Depends on the swab used.

And trust Iggy to srart this conversation.

Degenerate!

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#23
RE: When The Ever-Loving Fuck Did THIS Become Acceptable??
(July 11, 2018 at 1:52 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: im-not-picking-zr03hx.jpg]

I know people who must have big noses so they can change their minds manually like that...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#24
RE: When The Ever-Loving Fuck Did THIS Become Acceptable??
When I taught high school, a couple of the girls came back from lunch, propped their feet up on their desks and proceeded to floss their teeth. I calmly explained the consequences of those actions, and the feet and floss quickly disappeared. I didn't even have to get belligerent. Getting "sent out" of class is the punishment, and one's grade goes down 1/3 of a letter when it happens, even if only once in a semester.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#25
RE: When The Ever-Loving Fuck Did THIS Become Acceptable??
(July 11, 2018 at 12:50 pm)Joods Wrote:
(July 11, 2018 at 8:33 am)Aegon Wrote: What! If I'm having a fit of seasonal allergies I'd have to stay in the bathroom the whole time!

Lol no one said anything about staying in a bathroom. However,  I have allergies and I take meds on a daily basis. So there's your solution.... Take an allergy 💊 😁

Yeah but if I had to go to the bathroom every time I had to blow my nose I may as well stay there. 

Sometimes my allergies are so bad that only the strongest ones will work, but they'll put my ass to sleep. It was especially bad in DC when everything was blooming. I don't care how pretty cherry blossoms are. Fuck em.
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#26
RE: When The Ever-Loving Fuck Did THIS Become Acceptable??
I feel ya. I found stuff that works surprisingly well without causing drowsiness. There's a nasal spray called Flonase thats pretty effective. I also have used claritin and currently use the generic cetirizine. One pill, 24 hours.
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#27
RE: When The Ever-Loving Fuck Did THIS Become Acceptable??
The nose blowing I can understand. I have a friend whose nose runs, and another whose eyes water, when eating. It depends on how close the nerves are to each other in your face. They can be stimulated during the eating process, causing the symptoms.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#28
RE: When The Ever-Loving Fuck Did THIS Become Acceptable??
Foods that pack a lot of heat get the sweat glands going and the nose running, for sure!
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#29
RE: When The Ever-Loving Fuck Did THIS Become Acceptable??
(July 11, 2018 at 8:12 pm)Joods Wrote: Foods that pack a lot of heat get the sweat glands going and the nose running, for sure!

Eating food in general makes my nose run; not sure why.
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#30
RE: When The Ever-Loving Fuck Did THIS Become Acceptable??
I make a six alarm chili that I have to dumb down for guests because it's too hot.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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