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There Is A Simple Solution For This

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There Is A Simple Solution For This
Minimalist Offline Donators
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There Is A Simple Solution For This
July 22, 2018 at 2:29 am
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RE: There Is A Simple Solution For This
July 22, 2018 at 8:19 am
I love this  Tongue
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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RE: There Is A Simple Solution For This
July 22, 2018 at 8:50 am
If they want a normal dating lifestyle, they could always work for someone who isn't an embarrassment.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: There Is A Simple Solution For This
July 22, 2018 at 9:27 am
It's kind of like the position I'm in but better. And they chose it.
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RE: There Is A Simple Solution For This
July 22, 2018 at 10:03 am (This post was last modified: July 22, 2018 at 10:21 am by Anomalocaris.)
(July 22, 2018 at 2:29 am)Minimalist Wrote: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/trump-s...safer-way/

Quote:Trump staffers whine to Fox News about being exiled from DC dating scene: ‘We now all date one another — it’s safer that way’

Just jerk off, Jerkoffs.

You mean the pickings available from the sizable pool of trumpomatic morons is proving too slim even for those with standards so low that they would become trump staffers?
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RE: There Is A Simple Solution For This
July 22, 2018 at 1:51 pm
“What do you do for a living?”

“I work for President Trump.”

“Well you can go and fuck yourself!”

“But you’re a two dollar hooker!”

“Yeah, but I have standards.”

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: There Is A Simple Solution For This
July 22, 2018 at 3:27 pm
I bet they all met over at the Frankenstein place. ♫
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RE: There Is A Simple Solution For This
July 22, 2018 at 3:54 pm
Mostly people date people who politically agree with them anyway. So not really much of a story.
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RE: There Is A Simple Solution For This
July 22, 2018 at 4:01 pm
(July 22, 2018 at 8:50 am)Joods Wrote: If they want a normal dating lifestyle,  they could always work for someone who isn't an embarrassment.

Or they could move to conservative theocratic states like Saudi Arabia or Iran and try to get dates there.
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RE: There Is A Simple Solution For This
July 22, 2018 at 4:18 pm
Anyone ask them if they had a secret handshake .. I mean besides the grabbing of the pussy?
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