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RE: Water
August 19, 2018 at 12:41 am (This post was last modified: August 19, 2018 at 12:43 am by Amarok.)
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RE: Water
August 20, 2018 at 3:05 am
(August 19, 2018 at 12:41 am)Tizheruk Wrote: [Image: rollin.jpg]
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The very first thing I ever studied was a mountain named Rainer. I was 6yrs old. I then studied weather. Because weather is a much better miner then me. I then went to the beach. There I discover girls is bikinis and have spent the rest of my life "uncovering" them, ha, ha ,ha. 

But, I looked at the mountain shape and see gold. I understand weather and looked closely at the beach. There I found the gold but how much? Shit God Damned tons of it without any legal access! O' Fuckin' Darn!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

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I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: Water
August 20, 2018 at 5:12 am
(August 20, 2018 at 3:05 am)Haipule Wrote:
(August 19, 2018 at 12:41 am)Tizheruk Wrote: [Image: rollin.jpg]
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The very first thing I ever studied was a mountain named Rainer. I was 6yrs old. I then studied weather. Because weather is a much better miner then me. I then went to the beach. There I discover girls is bikinis and have spent the rest of my life "uncovering" them, ha, ha ,ha. 

But, I looked at the mountain shape and see gold. I understand weather and looked closely at the beach. There I found the gold but how much? Shit God Damned tons of it without any legal access! O' Fuckin' Darn!

Sorry, gotta ask:  Is this congenital, or did you suffer some sort of head trauma?

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RE: Water
August 20, 2018 at 6:14 am
(August 14, 2018 at 4:06 am)Haipule Wrote: So, I'm reading a study by a man from Japan who wrote words on jars of water and then dropped this water onto a plate and froze them to analize the subsequent crystal structures.

Errr ...... do you mean "analyze" . Otherwise it sounds like something from Pornhub.
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