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RE: Oh The Poor Widdle Orange Fucktard
August 17, 2018 at 9:36 am
(August 17, 2018 at 2:09 am)Minimalist Wrote: I think we're gonna need a bigger rocket!
Elons working on it. 
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RE: Oh The Poor Widdle Orange Fucktard
August 17, 2018 at 9:42 am
Cost of essential joint manoeuvres with South Korean army because they were too expensive $14million.
Cost of ego stroking parade which deflects US armed forces from their core competenices to keep a Hitler manqué happy $92million.
Great savings Oberststurmbanngroppenfuhrer Dumbfuck.
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RE: Oh The Poor Widdle Orange Fucktard
August 17, 2018 at 11:09 am
I was kind of looking forward to the fallout of a $92 million ego buffet just before the midterms.
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RE: Oh The Poor Widdle Orange Fucktard
August 17, 2018 at 11:18 am
(August 17, 2018 at 2:27 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote: (August 16, 2018 at 9:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: They can't do a proper parade until the Space Fleet™ is set up.
Then he has to recruit the redneck white supremacists he loves so much as the troops. A parade would be incomplete, afteeall, without the Storm Trumpers!
Forget the parade and focus on the redneck recruitment drive. Get all of the would-be space cadets to gather for their induction at a remote location (Area 51 would be a nice touch), and then nuke them from space.
Um can we not lump everyone who lives in a red state as agreeing with far right bigots. My "redneck" friend from Oklahoma hates Trump too. Liberals can have southern accents, live in trailers and not be asshole bigots. Liberals exist in all 50 states, not just blue states.
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RE: Oh The Poor Widdle Orange Fucktard
August 17, 2018 at 11:34 am
(August 17, 2018 at 11:18 am)Brian37 Wrote: (August 17, 2018 at 2:27 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote: Forget the parade and focus on the redneck recruitment drive. Get all of the would-be space cadets to gather for their induction at a remote location (Area 51 would be a nice touch), and then nuke them from space.
Um can we not lump everyone who lives in a red state as agreeing with far right bigots. My "redneck" friend from Oklahoma hates Trump too. Liberals can have southern accents, live in trailers and not be asshole bigots. Liberals exist in all 50 states, not just blue states.
In other news, the sky appears blue on a cloudless day, and overgeneralization is sometimes a feature of gallows humor.
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RE: Oh The Poor Widdle Orange Fucktard
August 17, 2018 at 12:07 pm
Yeah, once again, not going to issue a disclaimer for every one who is not part of a group of rednecks/muslims/nazis/trumptards/etc.
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RE: Oh The Poor Widdle Orange Fucktard
August 17, 2018 at 12:12 pm
(August 17, 2018 at 11:18 am)Brian37 Wrote: (August 17, 2018 at 2:27 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote: Forget the parade and focus on the redneck recruitment drive. Get all of the would-be space cadets to gather for their induction at a remote location (Area 51 would be a nice touch), and then nuke them from space.
Um can we not lump everyone who lives in a red state as agreeing with far right bigots.
Good thing no one was doing that, then.
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RE: Oh The Poor Widdle Orange Fucktard
August 17, 2018 at 12:54 pm
Maybe they can take one tank and drive around the block a few times? Every time it passes the Orange Manbaby can clap and cheer?
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RE: Oh The Poor Widdle Orange Fucktard
August 17, 2018 at 12:59 pm
They could do what the Soviets did and make replicas out of cardboard. Far cheaper.
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RE: Oh The Poor Widdle Orange Fucktard
August 17, 2018 at 1:10 pm
(August 17, 2018 at 11:09 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: I was kind of looking forward to the fallout of a $92 million ego buffet just before the midterms.
Woulda' been just after. Armistice day is 11/11.
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