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100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms
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 (December 15, 2010 at 11:26 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The sad fact is I think most of these people would be fucktards even if they weren't religious. I don't know if that is sad or comforting. On the one hand, religious people that are stupid are twice as scary. On the other hand, smart people who are fundies are three times as scary. Not that the latter exists. It is just a terrifying thought.  RE: 100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms
December 16, 2010 at 1:04 am
(This post was last modified: December 16, 2010 at 1:24 am by Justtristo.)
(December 15, 2010 at 11:28 pm)Shell B Wrote: On the other hand, smart people who are fundies are three times as scary. Not that the latter exists. It is just a terrifying thought. I have met some smart fundies, apart from being quite fanatical and having quite repulsive views, they aren't bad people. Anyway more of the fundies say the darnest things. Quote# 62318 No, God's Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God's Penis was the same as man's penis. Obviously it wouldn't be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it's not the same as man's corrupted, fleshy one. As I said when this subject first came up, once again: Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms. Man is made in the image of God the Father. That is the primary reason why man has a penis. You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand.
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"Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence." -- Richard Dawkins
 (December 16, 2010 at 1:04 am)ziggystardust Wrote: You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand. We've all heard the jokes about fundies who are secretly or not so secretly obsessed with penis... ![[Image: Untitled2_zpswaosccbr.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i1140.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fn569%2Fthesummerqueen%2FUntitled2_zpswaosccbr.png)  (December 16, 2010 at 5:40 am)thesummerqueen Wrote:(December 16, 2010 at 1:04 am)ziggystardust Wrote: You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand. It is my observation that fundie xtians are obsessed with sex....mainly because it is denied them. Anyway...it's this god person NOT to require a penis?? Being all powerful and that??? Or are we harking back to pre-historic stone age icons / gods who required the apparatus for pro-creation?? "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
To quote a series of favorite movies of mine... "I knew it! You LOVE the cock!"
Kevin Smith, you turned god into Alanis Morisette, who blew up Ben Affleck's head. Bless you.  (December 16, 2010 at 6:33 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: It is my observation that fundie xtians are obsessed with sex....mainly because it is denied them. Ah, so the problem will be solved within 1 generation then?
A finite number of monkeys with a finite number of typewriters and a finite amount of time could eventually reproduce 4chan.
(December 16, 2010 at 8:32 am)Loki_999 Wrote:(December 16, 2010 at 6:33 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: It is my observation that fundie xtians are obsessed with sex....mainly because it is denied them. It is a dream I have...  (would be nice wouldn't it??) "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go f*** a hooker.ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.ATHIEST DAD: Hey!ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I’m pregnant again. I guess I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.ATHIEST DAD: Why not?ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men f***ing eachother in there.ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there’s a Christian outside!ATHIEST MOM: We’ll be right there!The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s!That’s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!THE ENDScary, isn’t it?
Wow... this is what happens at my house every Saturday night! Scary how they could be so accurate!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems? 
Some of them read like folks punking christians, and others were the reason why 33% of Americans support Sarah Palin for president stupid!
The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
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