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Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
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RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
(August 21, 2018 at 6:12 pm)Wololo Wrote:
(August 21, 2018 at 6:09 pm)Lucanus Wrote: 6.022140857 × 10^23

I'm a Social Justice Chemist

You're a mole!

Heh, your avatar just converted me. The most peculiar weight of his words compelled me to go to mass.

(I tried, and failed. I'm so sorry.)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#12
RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
10.5. It isn’t terminal but I can make sure it is.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#13
RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
(August 21, 2018 at 5:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 91.  You try to suppress the urge to kick anyone who sings 'Oranges and Lemons' and you aren't sure how long you can hold out.

So, I'd never heard of this song before Boru mentioned it. So I googled it. It's a nice little song. Why are you kicking people, man?
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#14
RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
(August 21, 2018 at 7:26 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(August 21, 2018 at 5:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 91.  You try to suppress the urge to kick anyone who sings 'Oranges and Lemons' and you aren't sure how long you can hold out.

So, I'd never heard of this song before Boru mentioned it. So I googled it. It's a nice little song. Why are you kicking people, man?

Tankies, man ...
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#15
RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
"Oranges and Lemons"? Never heard of it. If someone provides a link I will not listen. Don't need an earworm.
"Tankies"?

Do I Boryou? Big Grin
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#16
RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
Is it b-ah-ru or b-oh-ru? I always say b-oh-ru
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#17
RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
I'm still a 6.

Boru may exist or he may be an unnoffical forum bot?
Only Tibs knows the answer.

I'm leaning towards Tibs' other sock account practicing his funny man side Dunno

signed: Beccs. (on behalf of my sock "ignoramus".)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#18
RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
(August 21, 2018 at 8:56 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I'm still a 6.

Boru may exist or he may be an unnoffical forum bot?
Only Tibs knows the answer.

I'm leaning towards Tibs' other sock account practicing his funny man side Dunno

signed: Beccs. (on behalf of my sock "ignoramus".)

🖕

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#19
RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
ROFLOL

sorry all, I'm just talking to myself again!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#20
RE: Where Do You Fall On The Boru Scale?
(August 21, 2018 at 8:25 pm)Losty Wrote: Is it b-ah-ru or b-oh-ru? I always say b-oh-ru

Poetic license, dear. Sleepy Poetic license.

(August 21, 2018 at 9:36 pm)ignoramus Wrote: ROFLOL

sorry all, I'm just talking to myself again!

You must really like that hose. Or are you flagellating yourself?   Huh
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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