(August 24, 2018 at 12:08 am)Losty Wrote: Everyone stop saying penis 😩
Cock?
Love truncheon?
Dangler?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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 Cock? Love truncheon? Dangler? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  
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One-eyed, heat seeking, moisture missile? Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
 (August 23, 2018 at 4:53 am)Lucanus Wrote: are you kidding me you little piece of shit? i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations. i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel, mark my words. you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window. yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege. not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth. you little shit, if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t. you’re fucking dead kiddo Ummmmmm. . . Ummmmmmmmm. .. . .  (August 24, 2018 at 3:30 am)bennyboy Wrote:(August 23, 2018 at 4:53 am)Lucanus Wrote: are you kidding me you little piece of shit? i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations. i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel, mark my words. you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet? think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window. yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege. not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth. you little shit, if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t. you’re fucking dead kiddo What
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