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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
August 29, 2018 at 7:24 am
Confucius say: Those who fart in church sit in pew.
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August 29, 2018 at 9:01 am
Love is like a fart... If you force it then it's probably shit.
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
September 4, 2018 at 6:30 am
According to prophet Muhammad , Satan farts when its hears the Muslim call of prayer (Adhan) from the mosque 5x a day.

Narrated Abu Huraira:

Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) said, "When the Adhan is pronounced Satan takes to his heels and passes wind with noise during his flight in order not to hear the Adhan. When the Adhan is completed he comes back and again takes to his heels when the Iqama is pronounced and after its completion he returns again till he whispers into the heart of the person (to divert his attention from his prayer) and makes him remember things which he does not recall to his mind before the prayer and that causes him to forget how much he has prayed." Reference                : Sahih al-Bukhari 608 Book of Call to Prayers (Adhaan)
Wherein both will be those (maidens) restraining their glances upon their husbands, whom no man or jinn yatmithhunna (has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse) before them (Quran  55:56, Mushin)
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September 4, 2018 at 7:13 am (This post was last modified: September 4, 2018 at 7:13 am by brewer.)


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September 4, 2018 at 7:27 am


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September 4, 2018 at 11:39 am
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September 22, 2018 at 6:47 pm
The one and only Peter Sellers, with outtakes explained by Sellers...
 


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September 22, 2018 at 7:00 pm


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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
September 23, 2018 at 4:31 am (This post was last modified: September 23, 2018 at 4:32 am by I_am_not_mafia.)
I've heard a previous sock refer to soyboys before. First time I heard the term. Sounds like someone's repressing their homosexual tendencies and failing.

Oh and ...

You know you're getting old when your dreams are dry and your farts are wet.
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RE: Fart jokes forbidden, not funny
September 23, 2018 at 4:36 am
(August 29, 2018 at 4:46 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: It’s certainly the cornerstone of British humour.

Not sure how much you paid attention in Witcher 3, but I would pass by many a men who farted and then laughed about it.
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