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Here I am, Roast Me Like a Hurricane
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37 in your name is the amount you scored on an IQ test.
Should have let the cat drive.
(September 23, 2018 at 7:17 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Should have let the cat drive. FUCK YOU MAN! I know how to tie my shoes!  I forgot if I told you over the phone. But for everyone reading this. I almost lost my cat in all this. I got up to the hotel knowing hotels everywhere were booked, worried about them not having a room. On the way up my cat kept meowing. So I let him out of his kennel in the van. When I parked at the hotel, I forgot to put him back in. I feel damn lucky they had a room, because I didn't see him hop out when I got out of the van. If they didn't have a room I could have very easily driven off thinking he was still in the van. It took me 5 minutes to register, got the room, went back out to the van, NO CAT! I was freaking out shouting his name. A black guy and black lady were outside looking at me like I was crazy, I told them I lost my cat. Fortunately the lady spotted him hiding in the bushes near the lobby door. I am sure he hopped out thinking, "Fuck this shit, you ain't leaving me behind." I was so grateful to that lady for spotting him. I'd rather lose my house than my best friend.
I heard your pain, and I'm glad Kitty found his human. Try to do better in the future.
I remember you. Low hanging fruit.
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Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
(September 23, 2018 at 9:39 am)Brian37 Wrote:(September 23, 2018 at 7:34 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I heard your pain, and I'm glad Kitty found his human. Try to do better in the future. D i d y o u l e t h i m o u t o f t h e k e n n e l o n t h e r i d e h o m e? |
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