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The National Assclown is a National Embarrassment
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The National Assclown is a National Embarrassment
September 25, 2018 at 11:44 am
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RE: The National Assclown is a National Embarrassment
September 25, 2018 at 11:46 am
His accomplishments are bigly, and all else is fake news.
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RE: The National Assclown is a National Embarrassment
September 25, 2018 at 11:46 am
This level of fail must be a sign of dementia. He isn't purposely reaching for laughs...right? Huh
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RE: The National Assclown is a National Embarrassment
September 25, 2018 at 11:49 am
Devils advocate...he took that well.  I'm sure he'll privately fume and bust off some garbagetweets on account of it....but at least he didn't drop trou, shit on the stage in front of everyone, and stomp off.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The National Assclown is a National Embarrassment
September 25, 2018 at 12:00 pm (This post was last modified: September 25, 2018 at 12:00 pm by Minimalist.)
Quote: I'm sure he'll privately fume and bust off some garbagetweets on account of it.


Or start WWIII.
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RE: The National Assclown is a National Embarrassment
September 25, 2018 at 12:37 pm
They took the button off his desk, I'm sure.  Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: The National Assclown is a National Embarrassment
September 25, 2018 at 12:44 pm
That was sad to watch. He didn't even realize they were laughing at him? They followed it with polite applause so he got that, I'm so awesome everyone loves me, look instead.

I really want to know how future generations will view this time in history.
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RE: The National Assclown is a National Embarrassment
September 25, 2018 at 12:48 pm
The sheer cluelessness is breathtaking.
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RE: The National Assclown is a National Embarrassment
September 25, 2018 at 1:05 pm
My deepest symapthy goes to all decent americans (who didnt vote for him).
He commands the mightiest military force the planet has ever seen, exerts power all acrosss the globe up into its last corners (metaphorically, globes dont have corners). He
has the authority over enough nuclear missles to wipe mankind off the face of the earth, multiple times.

Still, the current american president is, literally, the laughing stock of the world.

Literally!

Usually i would say something like: "You cant get lower than that" , but as we all have learned now......with Trump in charge, this is not a wise thing to say. Doh

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RE: The National Assclown is a National Embarrassment
September 25, 2018 at 1:06 pm
(September 25, 2018 at 1:05 pm)Deesse23 Wrote: My deepest symapthy goes to all decent americans (who didnt vote for him).
He commands the mightiest military force the planet has ever seen, exerts power all acrosss the globe up into its last corners (metaphorically, globes dont have corners). He
has the authority over enough nuclear missles to wipe mankind off the face of the earth, multiple times.

Still, the current american president is, literally, the laughing stock of the world.

Literally!

Usually i would say something like: "You cant get lower than that" , but as we all have learned now......with Trump in charge, this is not a wise thing to say. Doh


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