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The Story of Dance
#11
RE: The Story of Dance
(September 26, 2018 at 11:29 am)Dancefortwo Wrote:
(September 26, 2018 at 8:20 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Welcome Woof!

Fly paper in the outhouse so that you peed with death hanging over you?

When I was 4 years old I almost fell into that damned thing.  That outhouse  scared the shit outta me.

Well, at least that limited the amount of time you had to spend in there.
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#12
RE: The Story of Dance
Now, can we have the story repeated using interpretive dance?

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#13
RE: The Story of Dance
(September 26, 2018 at 2:26 pm)unfogged Wrote:
(September 26, 2018 at 11:29 am)Dancefortwo Wrote: When I was 4 years old I almost fell into that damned thing.  That outhouse  scared the shit outta me.

Well, at least that limited the amount of time you had to spend in there.

I was about the size of a toothpick when I was 4 so that place terrified me.  To solve the problem one of my older brothers went out and got a toilet lid.....I'll bet he got it from the dump Dodgy ...and somehow sawed a little hole in the lid that better fit the size of my butt.  He instructed me to place the lid with the smaller hole in it on top of the  existing outhouse  toilet hole  and that's what I used.   

Mind you, this was not the 1860's....it was the 1960's!   Yeah, fun times.
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RE: The Story of Dance
(September 26, 2018 at 12:15 am)Dancefortwo Wrote: Hello fellow heathens.  It's about time I introduce myself.   Another refugee from TTA,  The Tits and Ass forum.  
Hey, wait a minute.  I hung out at TTA for a couple of years and I never found that room.  
Did I forget to ask for a Club Card, or something?  Hmph
-- 
Dr H


"So, I became an anarchist, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
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#15
RE: The Story of Dance
Welcome DF2

Looking forward to hearing more stories...

(Wasn't DF2 the dancing droid from Star Wars that ended up on the cutting room floor? Big Grin)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: The Story of Dance
I once had a dancer hit me in the head with a pointe shoe.  If that wasn't you, then welcome. If it was you, I still have the scar, bitch.  Smile

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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