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September 30, 2018 at 2:36 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 2:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 30, 2018 at 2:30 pm)wyzas Wrote: This sounds nothing like the Valk I know.

Have you been kidnapped Tania?

This isn't me.

I can't stand sushi so I would never attempt to make it.

Smile

Then you're definitely not bi.
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September 30, 2018 at 3:04 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 2:36 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: Valk, are you single?

There's only one of me, yes.

Apparently cloners need "a stable template to work from".
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September 30, 2018 at 3:17 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 2:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Women:

All women are bi.

It's up to you to discover if that's sexual or polar.

Taking requests.

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September 30, 2018 at 3:39 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 3:17 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(September 30, 2018 at 2:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Women:

All women are bi.

It's up to you to discover if that's sexual or polar.

Taking requests.

I swear I am a woman. A very ugly one at that, but I am a woman!

Then explain all of the duct tape.
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September 30, 2018 at 4:02 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 3:39 pm)wyzas Wrote:
(September 30, 2018 at 3:17 pm)LastPoet Wrote: I swear I am a woman. A very ugly one at that, but I am a woman!

Then explain all of the duct tape.

I am also the feminine version of Mackgiver.
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September 30, 2018 at 4:05 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 2:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 30, 2018 at 2:05 pm)unfogged Wrote: Why not both?

That's a far more complicated answer.

And it involves oranges.

The oranges might be worth the trouble.

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September 30, 2018 at 4:12 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 2:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Taking requests.

Send bobs and vegana
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September 30, 2018 at 5:36 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 4:12 pm)SaStrike Wrote:
(September 30, 2018 at 2:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Taking requests.

Send bobs and vegana

So, you want a vegan named Bob?
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September 30, 2018 at 5:37 pm
Where is your guide to flight?
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September 30, 2018 at 5:39 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 5:37 pm)no one Wrote: Where is your guide to flight?

In my other pants.
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