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RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
September 30, 2018 at 5:40 pm
The fancy ones?
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September 30, 2018 at 5:42 pm
The armoured ones.
Dying to live, living to die.
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September 30, 2018 at 7:40 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 3:17 pm)LastPoet Wrote:
(September 30, 2018 at 2:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Women:

All women are bi.

It's up to you to discover if that's sexual or polar.

Taking requests.

I swear I am a woman. A very ugly one at that, but I am a woman!

Nice clit, sweet cheeks! Hehe
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September 30, 2018 at 8:04 pm
Ground wars in Asia.

Don't do it!

Just NO!!
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RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
October 1, 2018 at 9:04 am
(September 30, 2018 at 2:33 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 30, 2018 at 2:30 pm)wyzas Wrote: This sounds nothing like the Valk I know.

Have you been kidnapped Tania?

This isn't me.

I can't stand sushi so I would never attempt to make it.

Smile

You can dance if you want to
You can leave the sushi behind
But if your friends don't wrap
Rice, seaweed, and salmon
Then they're no friends of mine

^^^^^ Just being silly, I love sushi.
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October 1, 2018 at 9:11 am


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October 1, 2018 at 9:23 am
(October 1, 2018 at 9:11 am)Jörmungandr Wrote:


Holy shit that is such a fun song, and just listened to "I'm a cat" by them too. Talk about sounding like the "Go Go's".
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RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
October 1, 2018 at 4:55 pm
(September 30, 2018 at 1:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: This is the first in a series of Guides from me to help you through life.

Today:  Making Sushi.

1.  Gather your ingredients.
2.  Roll the ingredients together on the roller.
3.  Realise you've completely messed up the sushi and nothing you can do will fix it.
4.  Realise that the sushi is a metaphor for your life.
5.  Roll into the fetal position under the table and wonder if anyone will ever love you.

I never got into the sushi thing, but step five rings a bell.... quite possibly with a bottle of sake in hand.
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October 1, 2018 at 6:06 pm
Today: Witnesses.

Leave none.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Guide to...
October 1, 2018 at 6:14 pm
Dear Valkyrie,

The gf and I have recently bought a house and finished fixing it up.
Now I find myself with some time on my hand. I thought I might venture into gardening.
I was thinking of planting three pumpkin patches.

How many corpses should I bury in the neighbouring soil?

All the best,

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