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What Guys Want
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What Guys Want
October 6, 2018 at 9:15 pm (This post was last modified: October 6, 2018 at 9:16 pm by outtathereligioncloset.)
So this showed up on my Pinterest feed.  (Title:  "What to wear under your wedding dress.")  I gotta ask you fellas----is THAT what you want to see when you peel your bride out of her wedding dress on your honeymoon?

https://www.spanx.com/best-selling-shapewear
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RE: What Guys Want
October 6, 2018 at 9:19 pm
It doesn't peak my pinterest.
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RE: What Guys Want
October 6, 2018 at 9:31 pm
I had a lot of other things in mind besides wedding day attire when I clicked on this thread. Disappointed. Angel

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RE: What Guys Want
October 6, 2018 at 9:43 pm
I know what boys like... Angel
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RE: What Guys Want
October 6, 2018 at 9:48 pm
(October 6, 2018 at 9:15 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: So this showed up on my Pinterest feed.  (Title:  "What to wear under your wedding dress.")  I gotta ask you fellas----is THAT what you want to see when you peel your bride out of her wedding dress on your honeymoon?

https://www.spanx.com/best-selling-shapewear

I never "peeled" any of the three. They all disappeared into the bathroom and then reemerged an ungodly amount of time later. I'm sure that at least one had to wake me up.
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RE: What Guys Want
October 6, 2018 at 10:06 pm
Never going to be married but girlfriends know what gets my motor running and vice versa . Cool
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RE: What Guys Want
October 6, 2018 at 10:20 pm
(October 6, 2018 at 9:43 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: I know what boys like... Angel

Hah! At my age, all I think about now is movies, food and Mahjong.  Razz
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RE: What Guys Want
October 6, 2018 at 10:49 pm
"Spanx" had not been invented when I got married...I think. And none of that squeeze-wear was needed. That dress was long gone when we went home after the reception and small party after that. I'd've tripped, carrying her across the threshold into my place, if she had still had that dress on. She'd have had it right there, instead of in the bed, then, and enjoyed it! :Tongue Of course, the deed had been done long before our wedding night.
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 5:28 am
(October 6, 2018 at 9:19 pm)Kit Wrote: It doesn't peak my pinterest.

Well duh. Neither do women in general. 😂😹💞
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RE: What Guys Want
October 7, 2018 at 5:30 am
(October 7, 2018 at 5:28 am)Joods Wrote: Well duh. Neither do women in general. 😂😹💞

Incorrect. I'm pinterested in making the world realize how strong women are.
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