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This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course

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This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 10, 2018 at 3:47 am
(October 9, 2018 at 7:53 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(October 9, 2018 at 2:54 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: And that's why most golfers are half shitfaced by the time they are done. The beer cart girls make some nice change, if they know what they're doing.

You do know that a golf course is 18 holes because that's how many drinks are in a bottle of scotch, right? It's no wonder they are snockered.

Really? I once did a bottle of Glenfiddich in four separate gulps when I was a student.

Put me off whisky for years.
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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 10, 2018 at 8:53 am
(October 10, 2018 at 3:47 am)Mathilda Wrote:
(October 9, 2018 at 7:53 pm)Fireball Wrote: You do know that a golf course is 18 holes because that's how many drinks are in a bottle of scotch, right? It's no wonder they are snockered.

Really? I once did a bottle of Glenfiddich in four separate gulps when I was a student.

Put me off whisky for years.

I used to love pounding down Jack Daniels. That' s stopped since the day it reversed direction.
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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 10, 2018 at 12:51 pm
(October 10, 2018 at 12:00 am)Minimalist Wrote: Ah, Vivaldi.....

I like it better on the lute but I won't piss on your parade!




Wow .... that's very nice !
Every religion is true one way or another. It is true when understood metaphorically. But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors, interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble. - Joseph Campbell  Popcorn

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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 10, 2018 at 1:20 pm
Why a Scottish caravan park fears Donald Trump is putting off its guests

This is how Trump is viewed in Scotland.

Quote:A survey shows the US president’s similarly named golf course and hotel is deterring people from caravanning at Turnberry holiday park
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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 10, 2018 at 8:25 pm
(October 10, 2018 at 12:51 pm)Bucky Ball Wrote:
(October 10, 2018 at 12:00 am)Minimalist Wrote: Ah, Vivaldi.....

I like it better on the lute but I won't piss on your parade!




Wow .... that's very nice !


Here you go, Buck.  Something for you to work through.  I wish Alex was still around.

https://atheistforums.org/thread-32140-p...#pid899526
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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 10, 2018 at 8:32 pm
It's like that old saying goes.
You can always tell who is in charge, by the amount of clothes they wear.

The line level employees and the like are the less ons.
The higher ups are the more ons.
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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 10, 2018 at 8:41 pm
(October 9, 2018 at 2:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Golf is hard. 

ROFLOL
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