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This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 9, 2018 at 2:51 pm
(October 9, 2018 at 2:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:The generally agreed reason? The internet.

Golf is hard.  It takes a lot of practice and is very expensive and we now live in an age of instant gratification.  Besides, people can play a golf video game if they really want to.

It's difficult to learn and boring as shit at the same time.
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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 9, 2018 at 2:54 pm
(October 9, 2018 at 2:51 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote:
(October 9, 2018 at 2:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Golf is hard.  It takes a lot of practice and is very expensive and we now live in an age of instant gratification.  Besides, people can play a golf video game if they really want to.

It's difficult to learn and boring as shit at the same time.

And that's why most golfers are half shitfaced by the time they are done. The beer cart girls make some nice change, if they know what they're doing.
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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 9, 2018 at 2:59 pm
(October 9, 2018 at 2:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:The generally agreed reason? The internet.

Golf is hard.  It takes a lot of practice and is very expensive and we now live in an age of instant gratification.  Besides, people can play a golf video game if they really want to.

I'm really good at Wii golf, (and Wii tennis). Dodgy
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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 9, 2018 at 3:05 pm
(October 9, 2018 at 2:59 pm)Bucky Ball Wrote:
(October 9, 2018 at 2:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Golf is hard.  It takes a lot of practice and is very expensive and we now live in an age of instant gratification.  Besides, people can play a golf video game if they really want to.

I'm really good at Wii golf, (and Wii tennis). Dodgy

But can you shred the hell out of a fake guitar?
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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 9, 2018 at 5:30 pm
(October 9, 2018 at 2:55 am)Mathilda Wrote: This is in Scotland. This is the home of golf.

We're also completely full of fucking golf courses and ansolutely no one likes Trump here.

He's also trying to expand his latest Aberdeen golf course by building lots of luxury homes there. This is a golf course that ruined a site of scientific interest, didn't deliver the jobs that it promised and also didn't fulfill the requirements he had to meet.

And yes, opposition to it is intense.

He's fucked over Doonbeg just as badly. The only difference, the good people of west Clare don't realise how badly he's reamed them.
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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 9, 2018 at 7:53 pm
(October 9, 2018 at 2:54 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(October 9, 2018 at 2:51 pm)CapnAwesome Wrote: It's difficult to learn and boring as shit at the same time.

And that's why most golfers are half shitfaced by the time they are done. The beer cart girls make some nice change, if they know what they're doing.

You do know that a golf course is 18 holes because that's how many drinks are in a bottle of scotch, right? It's no wonder they are snockered.
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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 9, 2018 at 8:17 pm
Fuck golf. My daughter has mastered the ability to trip over air. I'm really impressed with her epic skill level.

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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 9, 2018 at 11:41 pm
(October 9, 2018 at 3:05 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(October 9, 2018 at 2:59 pm)Bucky Ball Wrote: I'm really good at Wii golf, (and Wii tennis). Dodgy

But can you shred the hell out of a fake guitar?

Don't play air gee-tar. 

I did ask this nurse a couple years ago if he (he's a jazz guitarist) could play a Vivaldi Guitar Concerto (with a group I occasionally accompany) for the Holidays. 
The answer was "ahhh, ... no".  Hehe
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RE: This Moron Can't Even Run A Golf Course
October 10, 2018 at 12:00 am
Ah, Vivaldi.....

I like it better on the lute but I won't piss on your parade!



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