What's in your fridge?

[Jackalope]

There may or may not be human heads in my fridge. I may or may not have done...things...with them. You'll have to speak to my attorney.

[Ravenshire]

[Jackalope]

What are we drinking?

[Astreja]

Currently in my fridge:

• Unsalted butter
  
• Cherry-flavoured soda water
  
• Two packages of wraps but no actual bread
  
• A quart of milk, half a can of coconut milk, and about half a cup of whipping cream
  
• One and a half dozen eggs
  
• Some mildly disgruntled vegetables sulking in the crisper
  
• A container of homemade raspberry/white chocolate macarons, and some leftover filling that will be made into truffles
  
• Three different kinds of cheese and some gourmet salami
  
• Three pounds of oranges
  
• The Sweet Mixed Pickles That Time Forgot
  
• All The Sauces And Condiments There Are, including homemade chimichurri sauce, two types of soya sauce, two varieties of mustard, three types of hot sauce, sesame oil, fish sauce, Seville orange marmalade, salsa, mayonnaise, and that Worcesterwhatchamacallit stuff.

[Gwaithmir]

Milk, beer, Gatorade, Clamato, sodas, assorted liquid coffee creamers, spring water, assorted cheeses, lettuce, broccoli, eggs, ham, oleo, mayonnaise, mustard, chili sauce, soy sauce, BBQ sauce, and enough mold to cure an advanced dose of the clap.

[Anomalocaris]

My ex neighbour Bob.

He was annoying and a wise ass.

So.......... one redeeming quality then.

It clearly didn’t redeem him.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Metal, plastic, glass, wiring.

Other things.

Bits of Bob.

Battery Operated Boyfriend or Bend Over Buddy?

I'm sure it was yer uncle.

[Angrboda]

[Gawdzilla Sama]

♫Zuul's out for summer,
Zuul's out forever!♫

[Ravenshire]

What are we drinking?

Tommyknocker's nut brown ale.