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Who says drunk girls in a club aren't fun

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Who says drunk girls in a club aren't fun
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RE: Who says drunk girls in a club aren't fun
November 6, 2018 at 6:14 am
(November 6, 2018 at 6:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 6, 2018 at 6:10 am)Joods Wrote: Pfft. I hold my own hair back.

Radical feminist!!

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Nah. I just don't ever want to have to return that favor. I can barely handle my own vomit, much less someone else's.
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RE: Who says drunk girls in a club aren't fun
November 6, 2018 at 6:58 am
(November 6, 2018 at 6:14 am)Joods Wrote:
(November 6, 2018 at 6:12 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Radical feminist!!

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Nah.  I just don't ever want to have to return that favor.  I can barely handle my own vomit,  much less someone else's.

I've never tried handling vomit.
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RE: Who says drunk girls in a club aren't fun
November 6, 2018 at 9:12 am (This post was last modified: November 6, 2018 at 9:14 am by Anomalocaris.)
(November 5, 2018 at 2:42 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 5, 2018 at 2:39 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote: It's too hard to get the safe word right when they are in that state.

There are NO safe words...

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RE: Who says drunk girls in a club aren't fun
November 6, 2018 at 12:02 pm
(November 6, 2018 at 6:10 am)Joods Wrote: Pfft. I hold my own hair back.

I tie mine back when I'm about to give a...

.. oh, for vomiting...
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RE: Who says drunk girls in a club aren't fun
November 6, 2018 at 12:11 pm
Party Time

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RE: Who says drunk girls in a club aren't fun
November 6, 2018 at 12:29 pm
(November 6, 2018 at 12:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 6, 2018 at 6:10 am)Joods Wrote: Pfft. I hold my own hair back.

I tie mine back when I'm about to give a...

.. oh, for vomiting...

I tie one on before I'm about to vomit, too!   Drunk Typing  Drunk Typing
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RE: Who says drunk girls in a club aren't fun
November 6, 2018 at 12:58 pm
(November 6, 2018 at 12:11 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Party Time

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On the 30th, yes.

I'm thinking of taking a long weekend.
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RE: Who says drunk girls in a club aren't fun
November 6, 2018 at 1:36 pm
I’ll likely forget by then, so happy berfday.

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RE: Who says drunk girls in a club aren't fun
November 6, 2018 at 1:47 pm
Thank you!
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RE: Who says drunk girls in a club aren't fun
November 6, 2018 at 4:51 pm
I have put drunken women to sleep. Usually after cleaning up vomit and telling them the next day, I never saw them call for saint gregorious.

If I were truly evil, I would say we had awesome sex. They would live in the terror of the possibility Big Grin

Howcome I didn't remember these pranks at the proper timing?
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