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Movie Trailer heads up thread.
RE: Hocus Pocus 2
(October 1, 2022 at 2:14 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Sony snags 'Tarzan' screen rights with plans for a 'total reinvention' of the character.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies...235231018/

Are you excited? I just wonder how they will reinvent Tarzan. Maybe he'll have two belly buttons instead of one, or maybe he'll have one armpit shaved while the other hairy, or maybe instead of swinging on vines he'll be swinging on elephants dicks.

The possibilities are endless.

I fully expect that any project arising from this licensing is going to suck Big Green Donkey Balls. This always happens with ‘reinventions’. Doctor Dolittle? BGDB. Sherlock Holmes? BGDB. Conan? BGDB.

The only sure winners are the donkeys.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Hocus Pocus 2
They've been making Tarzan movies for over a hundred years and the only ones that seemed to captivate the public were those made in 1930s with Weissmuller being the epitome of Tarzan.

Nobody cared for any of the later ones.

And now they want to reinvent the character. But how do you reinvent the character that lives half naked in the jungle? Maybe they'll make him black and the actual "movie" will just be a backlash of Don junior and other racists complaining on social networks about the "wokness" of Tarzan (you see, it's already working).
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Movie Trailer heads up thread.
(May 18, 2022 at 10:10 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: A new movie about gay relationships.




Another movie that is bombing in cinemas near you despite apparently stellar reviews.
Maybe people just don't feel comfortable going to theaters to see gay movies.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Movie Trailer heads up thread.
Prey For The Devil (October 28th)
Quote:A nun prepares to perform an exorcism and comes face to face with a demonic force with mysterious ties to her past.



"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Movie Trailer heads up thread.
M3GAN
Quote:A robotics engineer at a toy company builds a life-like doll that begins to take on a life of its own.





Expected January 13, 2023
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: Movie Trailer heads up thread.
(October 12, 2022 at 9:08 am)Tomato Wrote: M3GAN

No. Not another movie about falling in love/ befriending objects.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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I bet it doesn't.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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There is a documentary about a pool boy.



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Movie Trailer heads up thread.
A new Asterix movie is coming. Looks like Asterix is going to China - I wonder why?



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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There is finally [sic] a real Avatar 2 trailer.





To be honest, considering everything, I can't imagine that this movie will be anything more than a clump of very spectacular CG scenes without any coherent story to tie them together. The whole movie will be like one long trailer.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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