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Not inspiring confidence
#11
RE: Not inspiring confidence
You're kidding yourself if you think that if KFC served gravy based on a chicken product, it would be any more constituted of actual animals than the brown sludge they currently serve.
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#12
RE: Not inspiring confidence
Kfc gravy is a beatiful product.  It's mostly lard with some beef boullion added for flavor (but mostly color)..why are you such a hater, Biker....?

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#13
RE: Not inspiring confidence
I've been to hazmat sites that had better looking glop than KFC "gravy". Of course, that "gravy" doesn't burn your eyes or require a respirator...but I wouldn't eat that, either. My wife loves the KFC stuff, but won't even make gravy at home. Huh
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#14
RE: Not inspiring confidence
psh. Easy kfc gravy.

1/2 crisco.
1/4chicken broth
1/4 beef both

salt,pepper, parsley to taste.

Shit will -kill- at thanksgiving.
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#15
RE: Not inspiring confidence
The ingredients of KFC gravy 

Quote:“They even post the ingredients, it sure isn’t…Gravy Enriched Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Food Starch-Modified, Maltodextrin, Chicken Fat, Salt, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Monosodium Glutamate, Dextrose, Palm And Canola Oils, Mono and Diglycerides, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Caramel Color (Contains up to 20 ppm Sulfites), Hydrolyzed Corn Protein, Onion Powder, Natural and Artificial Flavor (With Milk), Disodium Inosinate, Disodium Guanylate, Spice, With Not More Than 2% Silicon Dioxide Added As An Anti-caking Agent. Contains Milk, Wheat and Soy
https://www.kfc.ca/en/assets/pdf/Ingredi...il2017.pdf
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#16
RE: Not inspiring confidence
Mmmmmmm. Silicon Dioxide.


Just what a body wants.



....


If you' re a goddam cyborg.


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#17
RE: Not inspiring confidence
Just to make sure the gravy goes through you like shit through a goose!
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#18
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Forget the gravy. I just want to know how they can go from an egg to a 21 piece bucket of T-Rex in 10 days!
That's some nasty tech right there...
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#19
RE: Not inspiring confidence
(December 14, 2018 at 2:22 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Mmmmmmm. Silicon Dioxide.


Just what a body wants.



....


If you' re a goddam cyborg.


Hungry
To be fair silicon is already found in the body and is used as by it as a strengthening agent

(December 14, 2018 at 3:00 am)ignoramus Wrote: Forget the gravy. I just want to know how they can go from an egg to a 21 piece bucket of T-Rex in 10 days!
That's some nasty tech right there...
No you really don't its awful
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#20
RE: Not inspiring confidence
Colonel Sanders was a very interesting man.
I'd love to taste what the original KFC was like, before he sold it to investors.

I'm sure it's not healthy, but I find KFC to be far superior in taste to any other fast food outlet.
I love their gravy and it's easily replicated by adding a good amount of ground pepper to a normal beef gravy.




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