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Add your suggestions for a "Reality/talent show"
#21
RE: Add your suggestions for a "Reality/talent show"
(January 27, 2019 at 5:16 pm)no one Wrote: Politicians get a family of 4, and have to live on $21,000 a year.

Love it!
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#22
RE: Add your suggestions for a "Reality/talent show"
Is the $21000 per year from a job? Is the show filmed at the place of employment? Is the $21000 before or after the government subsidizes the employers lousy wage with the EITC? Will the show feature childless co-workers who get paid less because they don't receive the corporate welfare subsidy on their wages? Will the employer talk about how they feel they don't have to raise wages because desperate workers with children will do anything to get the government subsidy on the low wages that the employer is paying?
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#23
RE: Add your suggestions for a "Reality/talent show"
(January 27, 2019 at 3:07 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 27, 2019 at 2:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You're over-thinking the idea.  I just want to see prime-time cannibalism.

Boru


Ok fine, so who is the host? Hannibal Lecter from "Silence Of The Lambs"?

Ok, now you're just being silly.

Boru
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#24
RE: Add your suggestions for a "Reality/talent show"
A series where anyone who is truly keen can suggest ideas for reality shows, and people can look over the list and volunteer to be contestants.

Allow the suggestions to be open for six months.

The twist is that the actual reality show is a cameraman following around a death squad that hunts down and kills all those who have made the worst suggestions and ALL those who want to be contestants.

We'll call it "Date with the Reaper!"

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#25
RE: Add your suggestions for a "Reality/talent show"
  • "The Real Sex Offenders of Cook County."
  • “America’s Next Top Necrophile.”
  • “Go Fuck Yourself,” where the most brilliant and most depraved minds join forces to create technology that allows people to literally have sex with themselves. Hosted by Miley Cyrus.
  • A show where some guy dresses up in a bear costume, sucker punches women (because Wicker Man), and declares “It’s just a prank, bro!” The show is cancelled when he’s arrested and, because his sole defense is “It’s just a prank, bro!” And as he proves incapable of fathoming any moral dimension beyond that, is sent to an asylum for the criminally insane. To be fair, that’s  probably about half of YouTube’s top channels right now.
  • “The Real Black Mirror.” (admittedly, a bit redundant at this point)
  • “The Real A Serbian Film.”
  • “Cookin’ with Big Lurch.”
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#26
RE: Add your suggestions for a "Reality/talent show"
(January 27, 2019 at 6:59 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 27, 2019 at 3:07 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Ok fine, so who is the host? Hannibal Lecter from "Silence Of The Lambs"?

Ok, now you're just being silly.

Boru

I may have started this thread, but you came up with your own slogan so, you're part of this silliness too.
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#27
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"Driving in Catania". Make the Russians look like crossing guards.
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#28
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(January 27, 2019 at 1:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Gladiatorial games.

Real ones.  No foam padded poles.

Something that will hopefully end the "reality" show trend.

Have you seen that new knight fight..I believe it's on history channel. I love it.
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#29
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A Big Brother style reality show where 15 gay men and one straight guy are locked in a house. The goal is to find out who isn't gay and vote them out. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars.

The twist: None of the men is actually gay, they just all think they are the only straight guy.

TL: DR - A bunch of straight guys acting gay for three months on TV.
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#30
RE: Add your suggestions for a "Reality/talent show"
(January 28, 2019 at 9:40 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: A Big Brother style reality show where 15 gay men and one straight guy are locked in a house. The goal is to find out who isn't gay and vote them out. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars.

The twist: None of the men is actually gay, they just all think they are the only straight guy.

TL: DR - A bunch of straight guys acting gay for three months on TV.

I recall something a little bit like that on Spike TV, around 15 years ago. One guy thought that he was competing with housemates in a reality show. Everyone else was an actor. The actor playing a flaming gay guy was totally straight.
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