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Happy love day!
#1
Happy love day!
Happy love day!

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Have some processed and sweetened animal-skin and -bones, in the spirit of things.

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Be sure to pierce that special person's vascular organ with a sharp projectile, whilst going on about destiny.

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And remember: Getting her only chocolats will make her complain you are getting her fat. Getting her no chocolats makes her angry because you must think she's getting fat. So get her chocolats and flowers to cushion the blow. 
You're still screwed regardless.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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#2
RE: Happy love day!
Nice pics.I especially like the one with the guy in the forklift .Those bone are exceedingly useful.

Destiny? I dunno; I'm pretty much a determinist, so yeah, I guess I believe in destiny /fate.

About 30 yeas since I last received a valentine. The only person to whom I would send a valentine lives 2000 miles away and is married to another man
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RE: Happy love day!
(February 14, 2019 at 5:01 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Happy love day!

[Image: tT3Kmym.png]

Have some processed and sweetened animal-skin and -bones, in the spirit of things.

[Image: gummy-candies1.jpg]

Be sure to pierce that special person's vascular organ with a sharp projectile, whilst going on about destiny.

[Image: 3wqg2m1vpyw01.png]

And remember: Getting her only chocolats will make her complain you are getting her fat. Getting her no chocolats makes her angry because you must think she's getting fat. So get her chocolats and flowers to cushion the blow. 
You're still screwed regardless.

Unless you're married, in which you probably won't be getting screwed.
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