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"When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
March 5, 2019 at 9:28 am
(March 5, 2019 at 7:26 am)Brian37 Wrote: When in doubt, while skydiving, assume the ground will break your fall.

When in doubt, jump out of a perfectly good airplane.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
March 5, 2019 at 11:16 am
(March 5, 2019 at 7:26 am)Brian37 Wrote: When in doubt, while skydiving, assume the ground will break your fall.

A perfectly valid assumption.  One way or another, the ground IS going to break your fall.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
March 5, 2019 at 12:55 pm
(March 5, 2019 at 11:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 5, 2019 at 7:26 am)Brian37 Wrote: When in doubt, while skydiving, assume the ground will break your fall.

A perfectly valid assumption.  One way or another, the ground IS going to break your fall.

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There's a documented case of a lady going face-first into a freshly watered lawn and surviving. She wasn't happy, but she was alive.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
March 5, 2019 at 1:02 pm
(March 5, 2019 at 12:55 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 5, 2019 at 11:16 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A perfectly valid assumption.  One way or another, the ground IS going to break your fall.

Boru

There's a documented case of a lady going face-first into a freshly watered lawn and surviving. She wasn't happy, but she was alive.

So, the ground broke her fall.  Got it.

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March 18, 2019 at 1:36 pm
Just remember, when you're crippled with anxiety, that everyone around you is also struggling with a problrm. And that's probably your fault, too.
Dying to live, living to die.
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March 19, 2019 at 6:32 am
"Danger, mines!" signs are there to keep the riff-raff out. It's just a sham.
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