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What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?

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What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
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RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
April 17, 2019 at 11:58 am
(April 17, 2019 at 10:52 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Might stick a tube of Colgate under his pillow just to see his face.

Even better - a roll of flossBig Grin
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RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
April 17, 2019 at 12:09 pm (This post was last modified: April 17, 2019 at 12:16 pm by Athene.)
Ten is my guess. I don't think a kid can really get much of anything for less than $10 nowadays.

The tiny little L.O.L. Dolls that my little cousin is frighteningly obsessed with cost around $10 I think, though I know some run much more than that.
They come in a sort of Poké Ball thing with a ridiculously small pacifier and baby bottle.  

And they pee.  Dodgy

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RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
April 17, 2019 at 3:20 pm
He's getting a fiver.
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RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
April 17, 2019 at 3:32 pm (This post was last modified: April 17, 2019 at 3:32 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Put your "fiver" and a pair of pliers under his pillow, along with a note saying "I normally give a pound but have no change. I'll be back to get the other four teeth tomorrow night."

Sprinkle note with a little glitter...

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RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
April 17, 2019 at 4:31 pm
(April 17, 2019 at 3:20 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: He's getting a fiver.

Five dollars is decent, I guess. It can buy some candy and an energy drink. Tongue
Or a few of these doomahickeys that the kids seem to like:

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I tried the candy part once. LOL girl's twin brother was trying to hustle me into liking it enough to buy some for myself...and give him the toys, no doubt.
Whatever that edible half is, is actually pretty good.

Some of the toys are mini Lego sets.
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RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
April 17, 2019 at 4:40 pm
(April 17, 2019 at 4:31 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(April 17, 2019 at 3:20 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: He's getting a fiver.

Five dollars is decent, I guess. It can buy some candy and an energy drink. Tongue
Or a few of these doomahickeys that the kids seem to like:

[Image: GUEST_f352fb45-9595-471f-8262-c135c47c7b...&fmt=pjpeg]


I tried the candy part once. LOL girl's twin brother was trying to hustle me into liking it enough to buy some for myself...and give him the toys, no doubt.
Whatever that edible half is, is actually pretty good.

Some of the toys are mini Lego sets.

I'm in England, so it's five quid he's getting Tongue

He's into Lego, I reckon it might be enough for a small set.
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RE: What's the going rate for the tooth fairy?
April 17, 2019 at 6:35 pm
$5 for the first tooth, $1 for any tooth after that Smile
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