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RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 1:18 am
(April 21, 2019 at 12:25 am)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.
(April 21, 2019 at 12:22 am)Godscreated Wrote: Your's might but the Bread of Life is always upright and righteous.
GC
Wait? Bread landing 'Up-right'? Bread landing on its edge?
That's a right strong thaumic feild you're standing in, mate.
Watch out for rampant and unpredictable magical events.
What Christ has is power beyond understanding there is no magic about it, the only allusion is in your head.
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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 1:39 am
At work.
(April 21, 2019 at 1:18 am)Godscreated Wrote: (April 21, 2019 at 12:25 am)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: Wait? Bread landing 'Up-right'? Bread landing on its edge?
That's a right strong thaumic feild you're standing in, mate.
Watch out for rampant and unpredictable magical events.
What Christ has is power beyond understanding there is no magic about it, the only allusion is in your head.
GC
Right.
Your diety has 'Power overwhelming'...... which you can't qualify, quantify or otherwise justify..... * Sigh
As for 'Alusion' ? Are you, perhaps, confusing that word for 'Alliteration', maybe?
Cheers.
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RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 1:49 am
(April 21, 2019 at 1:18 am)Godscreated Wrote: What Christ has is power beyond understanding
GC
Then stop trying to explain it 
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 7:02 am
(April 21, 2019 at 12:22 am)Godscreated Wrote: (April 21, 2019 at 12:08 am)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.
Well.... it doesn't matter that much since the toast/bread always lands 'Butter side' down.
Your's might but the Bread of Life is always upright and righteous.
GC
Yep, and priests smear butter on their cocks before raping children.
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RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 7:40 am
(April 21, 2019 at 12:02 am)Godscreated Wrote: He is the bread of eternal life, to bad that you guys haven't learned which side your bread is buttered on.
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I've heard this before. It's a more or less constant refrain from people who aren't mature enough to accept that someday, they are going to die. Belief in eternal life is both childish and cowardly.
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RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 7:47 am
He is risen
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RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 9:32 am
(April 21, 2019 at 12:02 am)Godscreated Wrote: He is the bread of eternal life, to bad that you guys haven't learned which side your bread is buttered on.
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Yeah, and I'm King Isildur. 
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 9:35 am
(April 21, 2019 at 12:02 am)Godscreated Wrote: He is the bread of eternal life,
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What is the shelf life of the 'bread of eternal life' ?
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 9:46 am
(April 21, 2019 at 9:35 am)madog Wrote: (April 21, 2019 at 12:02 am)Godscreated Wrote: He is the bread of eternal life,
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What is the shelf life of the 'bread of eternal life' ?
Usually from sundown on Friday to sometime early on Sunday.
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RE: Jesus has risen!
April 21, 2019 at 12:05 pm
(April 21, 2019 at 12:25 am)Peebo-Thuhlu Wrote: At work.
(April 21, 2019 at 12:22 am)Godscreated Wrote: Your's might but the Bread of Life is always upright and righteous.
GC
Wait? Bread landing 'Up-right'? Bread landing on its edge?
That's a right strong thaumic feild you're standing in, mate.
Watch out for rampant and unpredictable magical events.
Given that a slice of bread has a some thickness, there is a non-zero probability that it CAN land on its edge. It's butter if it has been toasted, because the bread will be stiffer.
Really scraping the bottom for puns now. Oh, well.
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