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An Atheist Tries on Sacred Mormon Underwear
May 26, 2019 at 5:45 pm
I only wish I had found this before Vorlon passed.
A hot atheist babe based in Vegas who explores the desert in the American south-west comes across some abandoned Mormon underwear and models it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AEdnQkhEgk
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RE: An Atheist Tries on Sacred Mormon Underwear
May 26, 2019 at 6:46 pm
She had me at "tit bags".
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RE: An Atheist Tries on Sacred Mormon Underwear
May 26, 2019 at 7:46 pm
If I were to find ANY one's underpants in the desert, I don't think there's enough washing, bleaching or dry cleaning in the world that would get me to wear them.
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RE: An Atheist Tries on Sacred Mormon Underwear
May 26, 2019 at 9:37 pm
(May 26, 2019 at 9:26 pm)LostLocke Wrote: (May 26, 2019 at 7:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If I were to find ANY one's underpants in the desert, I don't think there's enough washing, bleaching or dry cleaning in the world that would get me to wear them.
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And the desert. I could see finding undergarments in the middle of a big city, God knows I've seen more than a few in Chicago. But the middle of a desert? It would make me wonder if I'm about to stumble across a body near by.
Ya'but after nine days you could let the horse run free
Cause the desert had turned to sea.
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RE: An Atheist Tries on Sacred Mormon Underwear
May 26, 2019 at 11:31 pm
(May 26, 2019 at 9:37 pm)Succubus Wrote: (May 26, 2019 at 9:26 pm)LostLocke Wrote: And the desert. I could see finding undergarments in the middle of a big city, God knows I've seen more than a few in Chicago. But the middle of a desert? It would make me wonder if I'm about to stumble across a body near by.
Ya'but after nine days you could let the horse run free
Cause the desert had turned to sea.
But did you finally name the poor fucking horse?
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RE: An Atheist Tries on Sacred Mormon Underwear
May 26, 2019 at 11:40 pm
(May 26, 2019 at 11:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (May 26, 2019 at 9:37 pm)Succubus Wrote: Ya'but after nine days you could let the horse run free
Cause the desert had turned to sea.
But did you finally name the poor fucking horse?
I think the poor, fucking horse would have other things to worry about like finding food in an unfamiliar environment.
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RE: An Atheist Tries on Sacred Mormon Underwear
May 27, 2019 at 1:21 am
(This post was last modified: May 27, 2019 at 1:24 am by Rev. Rye.)
Spoiler: they’re basically glorified long johns. Literally. Except the female versions have big slits below the tits. And given how different the ones in the video look from the current model shown on the Wikipedia page, I’m going to assume they were at least 40 years old. Indeed, cross referencing it with the Wikipedia article suggests they were probably, I don’t think the LDS has a word for it, but “denatured” would seem cromulent here.
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