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I don't like Mondays
#11
RE: I don't like Mondays
Monday is my favorite day of the week. I get together with my brother and sister for lunch at Mom's house. The four of us play Mahjong in the afternoon. After my siblings leave, Mom and I usually watch a movie while we have supper.  Hungry
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
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#12
RE: I don't like Mondays
(May 29, 2019 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Tell me why?

I want to shoot the whole day down!

You don't have such power. I usually defeat Mondays by doing just that. The hardest is the friday, when you are battle tired as fuck.

I vote to remove wednesdays.
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#13
RE: I don't like Mondays
Humpday? Are you mad?!
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#14
RE: I don't like Mondays
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I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#15
RE: I don't like Mondays
Me too...


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#16
RE: I don't like Mondays
(May 29, 2019 at 11:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 29, 2019 at 10:02 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Isn't a Monday a day off for catholic priests? A day when they don't serve any mass. I wonder what they do with their free day.

Choirboys...

You don't mean...

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#17
RE: I don't like Mondays
(May 29, 2019 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Tell me why?

I want to shoot the whole day down!

Seriously! Me too. It should be stricken from the calendar.  Dead Horse (the horse in this scenario is Monday)  Dodgy
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#18
RE: I don't like Mondays
(May 29, 2019 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Tell me why?

"I'll take a guess based on you being a cardiologist: People are more likely to suffer a heart attack on a Monday than on any other day.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#19
RE: I don't like Mondays
The widespread and (to my mind) justifiable contempt for Mondays can be directly laid at the door of the Abrahamic religions.  The Jewish, Muslim and Christian sabbaths all occur Friday through Sunday.  All of these imply rest and religious observance, and - if I'm being cynical - rest for the purpose of religious observance. It is therefore a convenient break between one working week and the next.

So, the next time your alarm clock goes off and you mutter, 'God damned Monday!!', you're more right than you know.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#20
RE: I don't like Mondays
Properly, "Moanday". People don't recall that for some reason.
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