Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: December 21, 2024, 1:36 am
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
I don't like Mondays

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
I don't like Mondays
Gwaithmir Offline
Tôl acharn!
****
Religious Views: I'm an outspoken atheist and Secular Humanist.
Posts: 3034
Threads: 12
Joined: October 1, 2018
Reputation: 20
#11
RE: I don't like Mondays
May 30, 2019 at 4:38 am
Monday is my favorite day of the week. I get together with my brother and sister for lunch at Mom's house. The four of us play Mahjong in the afternoon. After my siblings leave, Mom and I usually watch a movie while we have supper.  Hungry
"The world is my country; all of humanity are my brethren; and to do good deeds is my religion." (Thomas Paine)
Find
Reply
LastPoet Offline
Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)
*****
Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione
Posts: 18503
Threads: 79
Joined: May 29, 2010
Reputation: 125
#12
RE: I don't like Mondays
May 30, 2019 at 6:34 am
(May 29, 2019 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Tell me why?

I want to shoot the whole day down!

You don't have such power. I usually defeat Mondays by doing just that. The hardest is the friday, when you are battle tired as fuck.

I vote to remove wednesdays.
Find
Reply
no one Offline
That thing that should not be
****
Religious Views: Certainly not
Posts: 6112
Threads: 53
Joined: September 25, 2018
Reputation: 20
#13
RE: I don't like Mondays
May 30, 2019 at 7:26 am
Humpday? Are you mad?!
Find
Reply
brewer Offline Donators
Emotionally exhausted/Morally bankrupt
*****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 28412
Threads: 524
Joined: June 16, 2015
Reputation: 90
#14
RE: I don't like Mondays
May 30, 2019 at 8:08 am
[Image: unnamed.jpg]
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
Find
Reply
Private Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: I am who i am 😁 KittyAnn
Posts: 813
Threads: 3
Joined: October 12, 2018
Reputation: 14
#15
RE: I don't like Mondays
May 30, 2019 at 8:34 am
Me too...


Find
Reply
Fake Messiah Offline
Activist for Sin
*****
Religious Views: Prozac supplants exorcism
Posts: 17164
Threads: 462
Joined: March 29, 2015
Reputation: 30
#16
RE: I don't like Mondays
May 31, 2019 at 11:05 pm
(May 29, 2019 at 11:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 29, 2019 at 10:02 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Isn't a Monday a day off for catholic priests? A day when they don't serve any mass. I wonder what they do with their free day.

Choirboys...

You don't mean...

[Image: Santopapa.jpg]
Find
Reply
*Deidre* Offline
Follow Thy Heart
****
Religious Views: Spiritual
Posts: 5100
Threads: 51
Joined: September 27, 2013
Reputation: 71
#17
RE: I don't like Mondays
June 2, 2019 at 12:59 am
(May 29, 2019 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Tell me why?

I want to shoot the whole day down!

Seriously! Me too. It should be stricken from the calendar.  Dead Horse (the horse in this scenario is Monday)  Dodgy
Find
Reply
AFTT47 Offline
Senior Member
****
Religious Views: Transhumanist
Posts: 3302
Threads: 119
Joined: January 19, 2015
Reputation: 30
#18
RE: I don't like Mondays
June 2, 2019 at 8:54 am
(May 29, 2019 at 9:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Tell me why?

"I'll take a guess based on you being a cardiologist: People are more likely to suffer a heart attack on a Monday than on any other day.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
Find
Reply
BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
Power-Drunk Administrator
*******
Religious Views: Headology
Posts: 46397
Threads: 540
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 109
#19
RE: I don't like Mondays
June 2, 2019 at 11:21 am
The widespread and (to my mind) justifiable contempt for Mondays can be directly laid at the door of the Abrahamic religions.  The Jewish, Muslim and Christian sabbaths all occur Friday through Sunday.  All of these imply rest and religious observance, and - if I'm being cynical - rest for the purpose of religious observance. It is therefore a convenient break between one working week and the next.

So, the next time your alarm clock goes off and you mutter, 'God damned Monday!!', you're more right than you know.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Find
Reply
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
Banana Hammer
*****
Religious Views: Rational
Posts: 19881
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation: 34
#20
RE: I don't like Mondays
June 2, 2019 at 11:37 am
Properly, "Moanday". People don't recall that for some reason.
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
I don't like Mondays

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  It's not that I don't like you but........ brewer 13 1316 March 12, 2024 at 12:05 pm
Last Post: Pat Mustard
  Why don't we name tornadoees like hurricanes? Brian37 19 2459 April 26, 2020 at 12:37 am
Last Post: Ranjr
  I don't like cricket... The Valkyrie 20 2587 May 29, 2019 at 7:18 pm
Last Post: The Valkyrie
  Ever feel like you don't belong in this world? Silver 44 6283 April 3, 2018 at 5:48 am
Last Post: ignoramus
  Things you're supposed to like, but don't Alex K 191 33302 September 9, 2017 at 11:41 am
Last Post: Athene
  Things You Don't Like About Other Countries ( America Gets Immunity) Amarok 61 10834 April 11, 2017 at 6:58 pm
Last Post: brewer
  Real world example of "I don't even know what I don't even know" ErGingerbreadMandude 24 4694 January 25, 2017 at 12:34 pm
Last Post: KUSA
  Why I don't like expensive things.... Brian37 31 6712 March 17, 2016 at 12:26 pm
Last Post: Joods
  getting nominated for something you don't feel like you deserve? mostlysilent 17 3669 October 10, 2013 at 1:01 pm
Last Post: Doubting Thomas
Thumbs Up Mondays is the worst day ever xXUKAtheistForTheTruthXx 55 23060 March 6, 2013 at 3:46 am
Last Post: Aractus



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)