Stupid christans look to ban Good Omens

[Nay_Sayer]

Any thoughts of your own or you going the giant copy paste wall of text route?

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Sounds a bit overcomplicated, but ok. I guess god's first mistake was to tell his first creations to prostrate themselves for his second creation. Not sure why he thought that would end well.

Basically a long winded post saying he loves FSM

Any thoughts of your own or are you going the copy and paste a giant wall of stupidity route?

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Sounds a bit overcomplicated, but ok. I guess god's first mistake was to tell his first creations to prostrate themselves for his second creation. Not sure why he thought that would end well.

Basically a long winded text wall saying he loves FSM

So, The giant wall of copy and paste stupidy route, Good luck with that.

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Sounds a bit overcomplicated, but ok. I guess god's first mistake was to tell his first creations to prostrate themselves for his second creation. Not sure why he thought that would end well.

Jinns and Satan (Part 2 of 3)


Remember that God expelled Satan from His mercy and set him free until the Day of Judgment. Satan had sworn to mislead the man for having led him astray.
After causing the expulsion of Adam and Eve from the Garden, Satan became a throne over the sea. There he gathered soldiers and followers for his revenge, including his offspring.

https://images.app.goo.gl/SoEfXzCDrZ1tAi7P8

Following this system of writing arose one of the greatest civilizations of China, the same with the children of Israel(Jacob), thank God. (see sura 96)
 
But who are the jinns?
Jinn in Arabic means "entity hidden from view" and the English / Spanish transliteration Genie / Genio. The jnun (plural of jinn) were created by God of pure fire while Adam from clay. The jnun live in our world but we can not perceive or see them, normally.
Since ancient times the jnun have interacted with men. These creatures are known by many names depending on the culture and time.
Many know them as ghosts, spirits, even the famous mischievous pixies, mythical fairies, also as astral beings, aimless souls, UFOs, etc. but they are always the same entity. Many Jnun seek to confuse and deceive man, they are even worshiped by men as divinities, they laugh at men and their ignorance. But there are also jnun who are Muslims, Christians, idolaters, etc. There are good and evil jnun, the bad ones are called demons or devils. In the Christian tradition they are mistakenly called by fallen angels. The jnun can live a long time (centuries, even thousands of years).
 
Proof of their existence (Jinns and Satan)
1.-God mentions them in Sura Jinn, when a community of them came to the Prophet Muhammad to listen the recitation of the Qur'an, one of them said; ¡It's a wonderful recitation!
2.-One of the proofs of its existence is the theory that explains the existence of the Fourth Dimension, this would explain why we are unable to see them and they are able to see us. God knows more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MQBb51jas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SKY7f4bEj0&t=299s

This is why some magicians make things appear out of nowhere or move them without seeing each other, they have made pacts with the demons (jnun evildoers).
 
Pact with the devil
Many people make pacts with the devil to acquire worldly riches, knowledge, fame, power and other earthly pleasures in exchange for selling their souls to Satan himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgHkajO5GpU
 
Types of Jinns
There are 3 types of jinn; the first has wings and flies through the sky, the second looks like snakes or dogs and the third looks like men. Citation of the Prophet Muhammad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mO99S5YrI4
 
 
Did I not command you, O sons of Adam, not to worship Satan? - since, in truth, he is an avowed enemy of yours - (Yaseen: 60)
Oh, children of Adam! Do not let the devil tempted you as he did with your parents [Adam and Eve] causing them to leave Paradise and be stripped of what covered them. The devil and his henchmen lurk from where you do not see them. I made the demons allied with those who refuse to believe, Quran Al-Araf (verse 27)

3rd try

[soldierofGod]

"Pact with the devil

Many people make pacts with the devil to acquire worldly riches, knowledge, fame, power and other earthly pleasures in exchange for selling their souls to Satan himself."


This part confuses me. It may be different in the Quran, but the bible talks about you needing to ask forgiveness to get into heaven. Meaning everyone goes to hell by default. So what's the point of selling your soul? Is it just the equivalent of agreeing to not worship the Abrahamic god?

He is an "avowed enemy". Hey, all I have to do to not be his enemy is to treat him as an equal, right? For some reason, Allah wanted him to serve men, but I don't need someone to serve me. Nor do I plan to worship either one of them. If he wanted to hag out with me, we could do that. This whole mess is basically god's screw up anyway.

The Bible, for the most part, is corrupted. Man is born clean of sin. Those who sell their soul no longer reason, unless they repent before it is too late. Noah and those who went with him repopulated the land (monotheists). His three sons, Japheth, Shem and Ham, believed in God. The true religion remains in the line of Shem while other children of his brothers moved away from the memory of God. Not only is the God of Abraham, also his father and his ancestors until Adam. God does not make mistakes. What mistake has God made? Is the fault of God because Satan has disobeyed him? The error (sin) is from satan.

[Nay_Sayer]

I see Sog (Or soggy as I will call him) is going the copy and paste a giant wall of text with scary bold font.

Good luck with that lost lamb

Bless. RAmen.

[soldierofGod]

Any thoughts of your own or you going the giant copy paste wall of text route?

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Basically a long winded post saying he loves FSM

Any thoughts of your own or are you going the copy and paste a giant wall of stupidity route?

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Basically a long winded text wall saying he loves FSM

So, The giant wall of copy and paste stupidy route, Good luck with that.

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Jinns and Satan (Part 2 of 3)


Remember that God expelled Satan from His mercy and set him free until the Day of Judgment. Satan had sworn to mislead the man for having led him astray.
After causing the expulsion of Adam and Eve from the Garden, Satan became a throne over the sea. There he gathered soldiers and followers for his revenge, including his offspring.

https://images.app.goo.gl/SoEfXzCDrZ1tAi7P8

Following this system of writing arose one of the greatest civilizations of China, the same with the children of Israel(Jacob), thank God. (see sura 96)
 
But who are the jinns?
Jinn in Arabic means "entity hidden from view" and the English / Spanish transliteration Genie / Genio. The jnun (plural of jinn) were created by God of pure fire while Adam from clay. The jnun live in our world but we can not perceive or see them, normally.
Since ancient times the jnun have interacted with men. These creatures are known by many names depending on the culture and time.
Many know them as ghosts, spirits, even the famous mischievous pixies, mythical fairies, also as astral beings, aimless souls, UFOs, etc. but they are always the same entity. Many Jnun seek to confuse and deceive man, they are even worshiped by men as divinities, they laugh at men and their ignorance. But there are also jnun who are Muslims, Christians, idolaters, etc. There are good and evil jnun, the bad ones are called demons or devils. In the Christian tradition they are mistakenly called by fallen angels. The jnun can live a long time (centuries, even thousands of years).
 
Proof of their existence (Jinns and Satan)
1.-God mentions them in Sura Jinn, when a community of them came to the Prophet Muhammad to listen the recitation of the Qur'an, one of them said; ¡It's a wonderful recitation!
2.-One of the proofs of its existence is the theory that explains the existence of the Fourth Dimension, this would explain why we are unable to see them and they are able to see us. God knows more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MQBb51jas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SKY7f4bEj0&t=299s

This is why some magicians make things appear out of nowhere or move them without seeing each other, they have made pacts with the demons (jnun evildoers).
 
Pact with the devil
Many people make pacts with the devil to acquire worldly riches, knowledge, fame, power and other earthly pleasures in exchange for selling their souls to Satan himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgHkajO5GpU
 
Types of Jinns
There are 3 types of jinn; the first has wings and flies through the sky, the second looks like snakes or dogs and the third looks like men. Citation of the Prophet Muhammad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mO99S5YrI4
 
 
Did I not command you, O sons of Adam, not to worship Satan? - since, in truth, he is an avowed enemy of yours - (Yaseen: 60)
Oh, children of Adam! Do not let the devil tempted you as he did with your parents [Adam and Eve] causing them to leave Paradise and be stripped of what covered them. The devil and his henchmen lurk from where you do not see them. I made the demons allied with those who refuse to believe, Quran Al-Araf (verse 27)

3rd try

I have written the text in my second language (Spanish) and I have translated it into English (third language) (internet translator) correcting the mistakes and putting words in bold. Then paste and copy to the forum.

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Pretty sure I mentioned that magic books are not reliable sources.

The Koran is not a magic book. I have proof that it is the Word of God.

[Chad32]

"Pact with the devil

Many people make pacts with the devil to acquire worldly riches, knowledge, fame, power and other earthly pleasures in exchange for selling their souls to Satan himself."


This part confuses me. It may be different in the Quran, but the bible talks about you needing to ask forgiveness to get into heaven. Meaning everyone goes to hell by default. So what's the point of selling your soul? Is it just the equivalent of agreeing to not worship the Abrahamic god?

He is an "avowed enemy". Hey, all I have to do to not be his enemy is to treat him as an equal, right? For some reason, Allah wanted him to serve men, but I don't need someone to serve me. Nor do I plan to worship either one of them. If he wanted to hag out with me, we could do that. This whole mess is basically god's screw up anyway.

The Bible, for the most part, is corrupted. Man is born clean of sin. Those who sell their soul no longer reason, unless they repent before it is too late. Noah and those who went with him repopulated the land (monotheists). His three sons, Japheth, Shem and Ham, believed in God. The true religion remains in the line of Shem while other children of his brothers moved away from the memory of God. Not only is the God of Abraham, also his father and his ancestors until Adam. God does not make mistakes. What mistake has God made? Is the fault of God because Satan has disobeyed him? The error (sin) is from satan.

If he's the one who started it all, and has the power and knowledge to fix the problem, yet the problem hasn't been fixed, then he's largely responsible. Does he expect us puny, stupid Humans to fix it? Does your lord wish for all to get into heaven? If yes, do at least most people achieve that? If not, he messed up somewhere along the way.

I will give props to islam for not saying we're all born in sin, and go to hell by default. It's still partly based on, or inspired by, religions with errors in them, though.

[Nay_Sayer]

Man is born clean of spiciness. Those who sell their soul for cheap are getting a raw deal, they should always go for top dollar. His three sons, Jalapeño, Guda and Ham, believed in FSM. The true religion remains in the line of Guda while other children of his brothers moved away from the memory of FSM. Not only is the God of Aldente, also his father and his ancestors until Edam. FSM does not make mistakes. What mistake has FSM made? Is the fault of FSM because the Antipasta has disobeyed him? The error (spiciness) is from The Antipasta.

RAmen

[The Valkyrie]

Any thoughts of your own or you going the giant copy paste wall of text route?

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Any thoughts of your own or are you going the copy and paste a giant wall of stupidity route?

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So, The giant wall of copy and paste stupidy route, Good luck with that.

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3rd try

I have written the text in my second language (Spanish) and I have translated it into English (third language) (internet translator) correcting the mistakes and putting words in bold. Then paste and copy to the forum.

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Pretty sure I mentioned that magic books are not reliable sources.

The Koran is not a magic book. I have proof that it is the Word of God.

And your proof is the same book of magic that says it’s the word of god.

How convenient.

[Nay_Sayer]

I have written the text in my second language (Spanish) and I have translated it into English (third language) (internet translator) correcting the mistakes and putting words in bold. Then paste and copy to the forum.

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The Koran is not a magic book. I have proof that it is the Word of God.

And your proof is the same book of magic that says it’s the word of god.

How convenient.

Weirdly it's one of the proofs I have for FSM and its doctrines. And also all the other overwhelming evidence.

[LadyForCamus]

The Koran is not a magic book. I have proof that it is the Word of God.

Well, this should be fun. Go ahead, soG. Blow our minds. *popcorn*

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The Koran is not a magic book. I have proof that it is the Word of God.

No, you don't.