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Epstein's Death, The Musical
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Epstein's Death, The Musical
Epstein was found dead in his cell, having conveniently committed suicide. 

Neighboring cell occupants reported that they were awakened to singing from Epstein's cell.


"Oh I can die with a little help from my friends. 
Rope is gonna tie with a little help from friends.
Won't be tried with a little help from my friends."


Concerned, the neighboring cell occupants called out in song, "Do you see anybody?"

Epstein sang back cryptically, "They just want me to shut up."


His cell neighbors attempted to determine the identity of his visitors with the sung question, "Could they be anybody?"


Epstein just repeated, "They just want me to shut up."


Epstein then resumed singing, 
"Oh I can die with a little help from my friends. 
Rope is gonna tie with a little help from friends.
Won't be tried with a little help from my friends.
With a little help from friends. With a little help from my frie-e-e-e-en-e-ends. 
ACK--K-K-K...*"
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