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#31
RE: New Here
August 13, 2019 at 3:02 pm
One of the great joys in life is watching people debate over their food choices.

It’s almost like a religious debate.

“And lo! I shall eat my tacos with sour cream as the lord ordained, and it shall be good!”

“Blasphemer! Tacos shall only be eaten in the way god originally intended: without sour cream. As it is written in the Book of Tex-Mex!”

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#32
RE: New Here
August 13, 2019 at 3:13 pm
(August 13, 2019 at 3:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: One of the great joys in life is watching people debate over their food choices.

It’s almost like a religious debate.

“And lo!  I shall eat my tacos with sour cream as the lord ordained, and it shall be good!”

“Blasphemer!  Tacos shall only be eaten in the way god originally intended: without sour cream.  As it is written in the Book of Tex-Mex!”

I would have to specify that I 'don't' want sour cream when I order.  

Damned foreigners.   Hmph
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RE: New Here
August 13, 2019 at 4:00 pm
(August 13, 2019 at 3:13 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(August 13, 2019 at 3:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: One of the great joys in life is watching people debate over their food choices.

It’s almost like a religious debate.

“And lo!  I shall eat my tacos with sour cream as the lord ordained, and it shall be good!”

“Blasphemer!  Tacos shall only be eaten in the way god originally intended: without sour cream.  As it is written in the Book of Tex-Mex!”

I would have to specify that I 'don't' want sour cream when I order.  

Damned foreigners.   Hmph

I’m not one to generally judge what people eat, do long as they are happy and don’t expect me to eat what they eat.

Except vegans...

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RE: New Here
August 13, 2019 at 4:01 pm
(August 13, 2019 at 4:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 13, 2019 at 3:13 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I would have to specify that I 'don't' want sour cream when I order.  

Damned foreigners.   Hmph

I’m not one to generally judge what people eat, do long as they are happy and don’t expect me to eat what they eat.

Except vegans...

I don't plan to dine on any vegans.  I would guess they are as flavorless as their diets.
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RE: New Here
August 13, 2019 at 4:02 pm
(August 13, 2019 at 4:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 13, 2019 at 3:13 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I would have to specify that I 'don't' want sour cream when I order.  

Damned foreigners.   Hmph

I’m not one to generally judge what people eat, do long as they are happy and don’t expect me to eat what they eat.

Except vegans...

I eat a lot of the same things vegans eat.  The only difference is I use those things to decorate the huge slab of steak on my plate.

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RE: New Here
August 13, 2019 at 4:02 pm
(August 13, 2019 at 4:01 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(August 13, 2019 at 4:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I’m not one to generally judge what people eat, do long as they are happy and don’t expect me to eat what they eat.

Except vegans...

I don't plan to dine on any vegans.  I would guess they are as flavorless as their diets.

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...so I’m told.

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RE: New Here
August 13, 2019 at 4:07 pm
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RE: New Here
August 13, 2019 at 6:17 pm (This post was last modified: August 13, 2019 at 6:17 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
Verily he came to be and bestowed upon my plate, This most delicious of offerings
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RE: New Here
August 13, 2019 at 7:30 pm
(August 13, 2019 at 4:07 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 37xobq.jpg]

Boru

How do you identify the vegan at the party?

He’s the one telling you about it...


...repeatedly.

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RE: New Here
August 14, 2019 at 2:55 pm
Welcome aboard Vince.
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