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So that happened . . .

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So that happened . . .
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RE: So that happened . . .
September 6, 2019 at 6:41 pm (This post was last modified: September 6, 2019 at 6:58 pm by Jackie.)
(September 6, 2019 at 6:37 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 6, 2019 at 6:29 pm)Brian37 Wrote: We could go the color joke route here.

The Patriots are the red white and blue. But the Steeler's are "Killer Bees".

And the Sacramento Bees are just losers.

Ok, I got it, you hate journalists. You are glad that Putin and the Saudi Prince murder reporters.. And to think I trusted you to get me home from a hurricane.

I bet you hate spelling bees too!
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RE: So that happened . . .
September 6, 2019 at 7:25 pm (This post was last modified: September 6, 2019 at 7:25 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(September 6, 2019 at 6:41 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 6, 2019 at 6:37 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: And the Sacramento Bees are just losers.

Ok, I got it, you hate journalists. You are glad that Putin and the Saudi Prince murder reporters.. And to think I trusted you to get me home from a hurricane.

I bet you hate spelling bees too!
Use "Covfefe" in a sentence.

I hate smelling bees. They make me sneeze.
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RE: So that happened . . .
September 6, 2019 at 7:47 pm
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: So that happened . . .
September 6, 2019 at 7:56 pm (This post was last modified: September 6, 2019 at 8:01 pm by Jackie.)
""With a minimum of injury and a maximum amount of bad language."

You are a better man than me.... I would be both maximum injury and "bad language."
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RE: So that happened . . .
September 6, 2019 at 8:05 pm
When I was a kid I got off the bus and on the way home saw a hibiscus bush with beautiful white flowers with a red center. I went to go pick one for my mom.

I stepped ankle deep into a fire ant mound.

It was bad. Very very bad.
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September 6, 2019 at 8:14 pm (This post was last modified: September 6, 2019 at 8:17 pm by Jackie.)
I was in grade school, private school. My mom back in the 70s took me to a "nature film"  documentary. In it I saw a fawn being born from a deer. But the shot was profile. Meaning I could not see that there was an ass and a vagina. So when I saw the fawn being born profile I falsely thought it was coming out of the ass, not the vagina.

So that very Monday after seeing this nature documentary, I was on the school bus, I decided to brag about my new found knowledge of where I thought babies came from. Needless to say the entire bus of kids laughed at me, and even the bus driver had to correct me.
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RE: So that happened . . .
September 7, 2019 at 11:33 am
I was in a road rage incident once with a few friends of mine. This lady pulled in front of us, stopped her car and FLIPPED out because she really didn't understand how two lanes merge. In the meantime, she'd taken her keys out of her car, locking her baby inside. Bahaha
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RE: So that happened . . .
September 7, 2019 at 11:51 am
"Get the fuck out of my way" is taught in high school driver's ed., I think.
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RE: So that happened . . .
September 7, 2019 at 11:55 am
Randy Carson curse?
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RE: So that happened . . .
September 7, 2019 at 9:32 pm
(September 6, 2019 at 6:06 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(September 6, 2019 at 6:00 pm)Brian37 Wrote: And you wonder why I am for gun safety?

Oh, please! The adults gave the child a gun and ammo and sent him off unsupervised to shoot play with the neighbor kids. Nothing bad has ever happened in that scenario.  Hmph

Hey, the adults could have given the child alcohol at the same time, but didn’t.  So what are you complaining about?
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