But really - a broken biscuit tastes just as good as an unbroken one...
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"Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
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November 9, 2021 at 5:15 pm
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(November 9, 2021 at 5:02 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: But really - a broken biscuit tastes just as good as an unbroken one... Indeedly doodly. When I was a gossoon or 8 years or so our grocer Mr Whatshisname would sell broken biscuits for tuppence (2 cents) a pound. The biscuits came loose in a gigantic (to me) tin and were sold loosely by weight. Such a nice man. One time he didn't have enough broken biscuits to make up a pound, so he added a few unbroken ones. I was so impressed. 
Catholic Church could really look upon the Satanic Church and offer something like an Oreo as a wafer because if they offered something tasty maybe more people would come to the mass.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
 RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
November 9, 2021 at 6:19 pm
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(November 9, 2021 at 4:56 pm)Oldandeasilyconfused Wrote:(November 9, 2021 at 4:52 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Are Oreos Satanic? Around here, cookies-in-a-tube are of the type "Maria". I always figured the top one was broken because it represented the bulwark (hymen), and as we know, God already had his way with Maria... Hey, if numerologists can make shit up, so can I! (November 9, 2021 at 5:02 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: But really - a broken biscuit tastes just as good as an unbroken one... Tell that to Joseph! (November 9, 2021 at 5:17 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Catholic Church could really look upon the Satanic Church and offer something like an Oreo as a wafer because if they offered something tasty maybe more people would come to the mass. I'd like to put in my request...for a one-pound apple fritter. *I'd* go to mass for that!
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 RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
November 9, 2021 at 7:24 pm
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Joseph -
The dumbest motherfucker on the planet.... Mary - "God did it". Joseph.- "Sounds legit". 
![[Image: XpCcUXd4_o.jpeg]](https://images2.imgbox.com/22/e1/XpCcUXd4_o.jpeg) (November 9, 2021 at 6:19 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: I'd like to put in my request...for a one-pound apple fritter. *I'd* go to mass for that! Maybe they could make a whole buffet of food that they turn into Christ.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
RE: "Laughing At Religion" Meme Thread
November 10, 2021 at 2:23 pm
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(November 9, 2021 at 7:24 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Joseph - In mere reality, he'd have taken her to his local witch doctor for an abortion, in accordance with gods law. Joseph wasn't dumb, it's just that he was never a real person, and everything he did or was as a character served to move the story along and assert the divine right of kings....and nothing more.
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November 10, 2021 at 5:02 pm
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