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Rambo: Last Blood (what were you thinking Stallone?)
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 (September 29, 2019 at 8:41 am)Brian37 Wrote:(September 29, 2019 at 8:25 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Maybe the perfect finale to Stallone's career would be a film in which Rocky and Rambo kill each other. Yeah, I think when it comes to the Rocky and Rambo franchises, the cheese factor is a ship that has long since sailed. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Apparently there's still going to be one more Rambo movie after this.
FML  
Disney would do a musical version Se7en....
 What's in the booooox? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
For the record, I loved 'Creed' The idea of Rocky training Apollo's kid who has this big chip on his shoulder is a great set up.
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Conservative trigger warning.
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People beating other people up. That's entertainment.
I’ve heard nothing but bad things about this movie.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: Rambo: Last Blood (what were you thinking Stallone?)
September 29, 2019 at 5:56 pm
(This post was last modified: September 29, 2019 at 5:58 pm by Rev. Rye.)
(September 29, 2019 at 2:55 am)Grandizer Wrote: If you didn't like any of the films in the franchise, that's fine. I found the ending to First Blood to be quite emotional personally, but that's just me.I can certainly appreciate that, especially when you read that many PTSD-having Vietnam Vets saw this, and finally had an emotional breakthrough to help them heal again. But then, you read about how they changed it from the original novel, where Rambo ends up getting killed by the cops, and you realise that this wasn't a thriller or an action movie, but a tragedy all along. But, alas, Stallone rewrote the script to make Rambo more sympathetic, and because Sly doesn't really do moral complexity (which I consider the biggest drawback in his oeuvre), this meant the cops had to become assholes, and so, when they had to shoot him at the end, the audience fucking hated it and they had to reshoot it. I honestly think First Blood is one of those films that really should be remade (in a truer to the text version) so the audience can truly get to appreciate the tragedy. And the success of Breaking Bad shows there's still a sizable market for tragedy. Interestingly, this actually has been made. The big catch, however, is that the remake, entitled Flowing With Love for the Kid, is really low budget. How low a budget? $96 low. Not $96 million, not $96,000, the budget for the film was $96.00 (so if 16 people rented it for 48 hours on Vimeo, the film's entire budget is recouped.) All the roles were played by Zack Oberzan, and the entire film was shot in his 220-square foot Manhattan apartment (even using his bathtub, complete with a visible shampoo bottle, as a river), and the only exceptions were some crappy looking digital effects. And yet it works.
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Yeah, I've long been aware of the original ending, and as a tragedy story it makes for a proper ending. But then we wouldn't have had Rambo 2 and 3 if that ended up being the actual ending to the First Blood movie.
Sylvester Stallone may not be the best actor out there, but one thing for sure is that he had the look and physique and demeanor to make for an iconic hero figure. And that's what helped make Rambo become a legend. But that was a long time ago, and Stallone is no longer fit for that kind of role and should've ended this on a good note. Now he's just desperate. |
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